alright you asked for it
Avengers Endgame is Trash, it's contrived badly written and that Double bladed sword Thanos uses is ridiculous. The Hulk get's stronger after absorbing radiation, yet when he snaps the glove it hurts him?! Like... wut? That's just dumb, nobody else is bothered by that. It's like the God of Thunder going down to a Taser it's just idiotic.. Sigh that last one I didn't make up that's Thor Ragnorok in a nut shell >.<.
The Blair Witch Project is boring, not scary and dull as dishwater. I get it started a trend of Found footage horror movies that would execute it's premise far better but why would I be scared of rocks for pete's sake?
Plan 9 from outer space is an enjoyable movie and is perfectly serviceable as a popcorn flick.
I like Amazing Spider-man 2 it's not perfect but Andrew Garfield is amazing as Spider-man and his chemistry with Emma stone is legendary.
The Super Mario bros movie didn't do it for me, it was too full of references to the games and tried far too hard to course correct the original Live Action Mario Bros movie. It needed to scale the references back a bit and the Licensed soundtrack doesn't fit the movie at all. I like the composed video game remixes but it should have stuck with those. Chris Pratt also isn't that great at voicing Mario he's ok but he's not great.
Toy Story 4 is a tyre fire and they should have stuck with just 3 movies. Bo Peep is a radically different character all of a sudden and Buzz does absolutely nothing the whole movie for some reason..
In fact a lot of Pixar isn't that great from a storytelling perspective. Once the wow factor of the 3D technology wore off, the world building issues in a lot of their films is genuinely awful. I mean even in the original Toy Story Buzz doesn't think he's a toy yet when humans walk in and see him he pretends he's an inanimate toy... That's not to say I dislike the original Toy story, 2 or 3 but a lot of Pixar's later movies have many of the same problems as their earlier films.
Free Guy was so awful I quit video games to read comics all day instead (In fairness I prefer comics anyway). I've no regrets tbh that movie may have done me a favour but it's still god awful. It doesn't use it's video game references well at all and it has the opposite problem the Super Mario Bros movie has in that it doesn't have enough video game references. There's the Halo Tank, The portal gun and that's about it. Throughout the film you're told there's a ton of glitches yet the movie never once shows you watch a glitch looks like or demonstrates one for the audience to see. It's like being told you're in a post apocalyptic world only for it to be sunny outside with wonderful weather and a car to move past in the background.
Ryan Reynolds has one of the most trash careers of any hollywood talent in history, I mean he's in Green Lantern, Blade Trinity, X-men Origins Wolverine, Best Friends, The Van Wilder movies. His filmography ranges from mediocre to terrible, he saved his career by getting people to ironically like him because his films were so bad. Which is a shame because I think he's perfectly talented, but just got unlucky with what roles he chose.