Very Very Short Stories

[Rhombik]

I'm a big fan of experimental writing. I thought we could try some things out here.

Here are some very very short stories. They are all six words long. The most famous is the one attributed to Ernest Hemingway: "For sale: Baby's shoes. Never worn."

So let's try to make some six word short stories. I'll start us off. I've come up with:

"Found: Grenade pin in smoking crater."

"The venomous butterfly: Beautiful but d- "

[joe_galindez]

Correction: Baby alive. Shoes wrong size.

[dawgofdawgness]

Loyal to her husband. Boyfriend, too.

[melindemari]

Love: Life's greatest gift for us

[ISNEKO]

Shit, where did that spider go?

[joe_galindez]

Lenny died but they bought the farm.

[NickRowler]

Monkey walks into a bar. He faints.

[TheThoughtfulBoxful]

Dead men tell no tales. Says a ghost.

[Agent1Alaska]

They both died here. I helped.

[gwizdala]

I kept running. They never moved.

[Rhombik]

Laziness in six five easy steps.

[Luminosophy]

Find out why doctors hate him.

[TheThoughtfulBoxful]

Tro-lo-lo. another meme.

[OneHappyChap]

(dear) Thomas's Diary, I should return you.

[Rhombik]

One's an alien in disguise.

[TheThoughtfulBoxful]

One's an alien in disguise.

Call the MIB!

[joe_galindez]

She offered her honor.

He honored her offer.

[joe_galindez]

And that's how it was for the rest of the night: honor, offer, honor, offer, honor, offer . . .

(Joke credit goes to some other guy.)

[joe_galindez]

"She play with he

He play with she

Me play with me

Fell out of tree!"

[TheThoughtfulBoxful]

She followed him down the rabbit hole. Big mistake.