Oh god. It's embarrassing.
Okay, so back when I was in my teens at the turn of the millennium (god that makes me sound so old), I kind of lagged behind my friends getting in on this whole "internet" thing, there just wasn't an awful lot to do online. I'd grudgingly made an email address when I was about fourteen with the hilariously cringe username "Koolestevakate", but I didn't really have a typical online handle yet.
So when I started hanging out at a friend's place regularly to play LAN games of things like Baldur's Gate, Command & Conquer, Age of Empires etc. He was like "okay what should we call you?" and when I said I had no idea, he said "Alright then, you're... Mongoose Eater."
This was eventually shortened to just "Mongoose", a name that honestly sort of suits me; small, ginger and ready to take on anyone even if it's not the best decision, rather like how Mongooses are known to fight snakes.
So when I was in Sixth Form (the final two years of High School in the UK when the college is attached to a school, Sixth formers get things like free periods and sometimes perks like not having to wear a uniform, when I went, these two years were optional, but they're now compulsory), I started spending time on the internet in the computer lab or library at school, and discovered something I liked online! The official Star Wars website caption competition, where people sent in funny captions for random on-set or behind the scenes Star Wars photos. To take part, all I needed was a username...
And this was how I learned that on popular sites, you need to get creative with usernames. I was really struggling to get a name that wasn't taken. Then I thought.... Well, maybe I'll use Mongoose! But wait... aha! What if... STAR WARS MONGOOSE!
And so teenage Kate discovered that Darth Mongoose was pretty much always available as a username because nobody else thought to call themselves something that ridiculous, and it was my go-to username for years because it kind of stuck. For a pretty long time, even on the UK comics scene where people knew me in person I was "Darth". 