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She drops the knife and it pierces the wooden floor, standing well upright among other similar marks that betrays this isn't the first time.

Then with a wink, the Queen released her and threw back her head to laugh out loud.

“I hate to say it, but I don’t think that those were actually policemen.”

"Uh, excuse me, Metatron?"
"Yes, Mr.Trump?"

"I don't have any weapons, I only have sheep. Do you want me to throw them at her?"

How much will I have to suffer for you? Is there no depth to which you will not drive me?

Or, on the opposite end of the "edgy" spectrum:

“Your oldest missed reminder is as follows: Dear future self, remember to buy food. Semicolon, closed parentheses. This reminder is three days overdue."

They spread out like spider webs from my spine and along my sides to my stomach where it feels like butterflies or maybe bats is a better metaphor in this situation flying around crazy as if tripping on acid.

“This…” Yusof wagged a finger. “…is why you need to uninstall that game right now. Whoever this Kristian is, he’s not real. That whole world is not real.”

Having been reported for abusive behavior towards the AI characters in the game and then banned, it triggered him to put his plan into motion which resulted in the deaths of 33 people.

Light however, did not reach the eyes of the Princess as her concentration bored into the depths of the breach of distorted time, peering between layers of existence and moments captured.

as usual they don't hold up there end of the bargain, how pathetic, and after all the trobel I went threw, its a shame really,

what is my spelling?

Booze and nature make for a great combination.

“Does that mean the Queen wants to also kill herself for fear of soiling Uxas?”

"We start plannin' your funeral at that point."

“I don’t know. I think, but I'm pretty sure it's parody.”
“What is it?”
The Curse of Floppin’ Joe’s Brownies.
“That’s a good one,” remarked Dylan.

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“I don't exactly rely on my title for any sort of benefits.”