Your Out of Context Sentences (Promote Your Story)

Maps 2019-06-25 20:17:12 UTC #9

Roenan blinked away. “Yeah. But you hear stories where serial killers’ kids grew up with decent childhoods while the truth was in the dark. It doesn’t justify what their parents did.”

nostalgicroxas 2019-06-25 20:29:06 UTC #10

I heard souls full of heart-break and despair that once were filled with light and joy taste the best.

tapas.io

Nearly There Nicely | Tapas

『Updates Sun/Wed』 A young man was forgotten by his father, and suddenly is forced to learn the truth about the world. He meets up with several interesting people, gods, and struggles to regain his footing.

271381782 2019-06-25 20:29:42 UTC #11

The hole in Luka’s chest wept with dark purple blood, all because he chose the wrong person to love.

https://m.tapas.io/series/Hells-Thesis

desirulz123 2019-06-25 20:33:04 UTC #12

“Nope, They were easy to deal with. Though in the process of searching I found some cool clothes, we can clean the blood stains off them like usual. This place has fancy wears for a town at the outskirts of Zaru.”

Hel-Be-Praised 2019-06-26 22:44:51 UTC #13

Her snake was an idiot that loved to eat his own butt; any attempt to stop said eating was met with swift knocks of his nose against the offending fingers and a general feeling of haughty displeasure, usually at her expense.

racheldenucci 2019-06-27 00:45:52 UTC #14

Had a hard time deciding, so here's the first two:

Better to have the chance for a proper kiss than getting in trouble by licking her… again.

“It looks like it was dyed with blood.”

racheldenucci 2019-06-27 02:21:23 UTC #15

“You don’t just give a guy a pile of clothes, tell him to change, and then not explain anything.”

(Also from Black Robin) I couldn't decide if I liked that one more or;

His only choices are wear the dress or go upstairs naked, so of course he starts going through the pile to figure out what order he needs to put on everything.

...for the record, these two scenes are over ten chapters apart

TOTO 2019-06-29 21:00:25 UTC #16

"I never thought I would say this guys but... Florence Nightingale and I got a Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! H*ll yeah. Show me the money... I mean fried chicken!"

ratscout 2019-06-29 21:56:22 UTC #17

But if we are separate species… If we have no relation to animals at all… Then I would have to treat killing the way a human would and not an animal.

Toastbuster 2019-06-30 01:27:07 UTC #18

I have quite a few ... some notable gems include the following:

"How many dicks does a turkey have!?"

"I get to see death!"

"Stop talking to it like a confused stoner!"

“StOp YeLlInG, oMeN… dOn’T kIlL tHe TrEsPaSsEr, OmEn… PuT sOmE cLoThEs On, OmEn!”

LeiWu7 2019-06-30 05:45:07 UTC #19

The villagers in the shelter below listen, too disturbed even to weep.

racheldenucci 2019-07-02 02:00:06 UTC #20

Dewi hands him the bottle as Blake hears the one word that lowers the temperature in the room by ten degrees; 'yes'.

I just love my boys in RomaMates, with their mood swings and the like.

OttoGruenwald 2019-07-03 18:52:34 UTC #21

"Angels fighting in the middle of burning air!"

nostalgicroxas 2019-07-03 23:39:05 UTC #22

Does the ocean have a currency value, too?

tapas.io

Kaitei Niou | Tapas

。Complete 。 A fascinating short story of a young man who ends up meeting a merman.

RavenRose124 2019-07-03 23:41:00 UTC #23

The reluctant Vivian could only give a slightly annoyed look, making Philip the only one who wasn’t currently annoyed.

from SSBLFF

Zaboem 2019-07-03 23:51:55 UTC #24

I'm not going to self-promote twice ina day, but I will through out this confounding out of context line.

He discovered a stump which was so perfectly suited for sitting, it may have indeed been crafted by a beautiful dryad who through prophecy foresaw the gravitas of the youth's ennui and left divinely inspired to shape the perfect stump for Candide's angst-filled butt.

tchotchkeco 2019-07-08 22:34:57 UTC #25

Deadboy gives a disgusted face. “I'm twenty five! I don't read the paper even if it all online now. Reading...you’re nuts.”

audykavya234 2019-07-09 06:22:39 UTC #26

"I'd love to be loved by a Villian."
"How can I have kittens when my cat never falls in love with me."
"Each particular time when you put it in danger."
"I'm like the brand ambassador for falling everywhere every time."

orose 2019-07-10 02:41:34 UTC #27

“Gross,” she muttered, pushing his head out of the puddle lest he drown. What a way to die that would be. Breathed in blood.

xxiaomeidux 2019-07-11 14:50:41 UTC #28

“You’re not crazy, Master. If you were, I’d refuse to serve you!”