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Jun 2019

I heard souls full of heart-break and despair that once were filled with light and joy taste the best.

“Nope, They were easy to deal with. Though in the process of searching I found some cool clothes, we can clean the blood stains off them like usual. This place has fancy wears for a town at the outskirts of Zaru.”

Her snake was an idiot that loved to eat his own butt; any attempt to stop said eating was met with swift knocks of his nose against the offending fingers and a general feeling of haughty displeasure, usually at her expense.

Had a hard time deciding, so here's the first two:

Better to have the chance for a proper kiss than getting in trouble by licking her… again.


“It looks like it was dyed with blood.”

“You don’t just give a guy a pile of clothes, tell him to change, and then not explain anything.”

(Also from Black Robin) I couldn't decide if I liked that one more or;

His only choices are wear the dress or go upstairs naked, so of course he starts going through the pile to figure out what order he needs to put on everything.

...for the record, these two scenes are over ten chapters apart

"I never thought I would say this guys but... Florence Nightingale and I got a Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! H*ll yeah. Show me the money... I mean fried chicken!"

But if we are separate species… If we have no relation to animals at all… Then I would have to treat killing the way a human would and not an animal.

I have quite a few :sweat_smile:... some notable gems include the following:

"How many dicks does a turkey have!?"

"I get to see death!"

"Stop talking to it like a confused stoner!"

“StOp YeLlInG, oMeN… dOn’T kIlL tHe TrEsPaSsEr, OmEn… PuT sOmE cLoThEs On, OmEn!”

Dewi hands him the bottle as Blake hears the one word that lowers the temperature in the room by ten degrees; 'yes'.

I just love my boys in RomaMates, with their mood swings and the like.

The reluctant Vivian could only give a slightly annoyed look, making Philip the only one who wasn’t currently annoyed.

from SSBLFF

I'm not going to self-promote twice ina day, but I will through out this confounding out of context line.

He discovered a stump which was so perfectly suited for sitting, it may have indeed been crafted by a beautiful dryad who through prophecy foresaw the gravitas of the youth's ennui and left divinely inspired to shape the perfect stump for Candide's angst-filled butt.

Deadboy gives a disgusted face. “I'm twenty five! I don't read the paper even if it all online now. Reading...you’re nuts.”

"I'd love to be loved by a Villian."
"How can I have kittens when my cat never falls in love with me."
"Each particular time when you put it in danger."
"I'm like the brand ambassador for falling everywhere every time."

“Gross,” she muttered, pushing his head out of the puddle lest he drown. What a way to die that would be. Breathed in blood.

“You’re not crazy, Master. If you were, I’d refuse to serve you!”

1 month later

Red eyes looked over the both of them with and found them…wanting, "I was hoping for better prey."