Corrupt-A-Wish!

[kazukitakamura126]

You get a backpack filled with gold but, it turns out that gold was stolen and you go to jail.

I wish for a "Get Out of Jail Free" card.

[fishscribbles]

You're released from jail and you feel liberated. Unfortunately, you are murdered as you exit because you no longer had the protection of your cell walls.

I wish to have a bowl of soup.

[ashriott]

You get a bowl of soup but it's so boiling hot you burn your tongue severely. You will need to go to he doctor's to get this checked up. Worst case scenario the tongue needs to come off.

I wish money could grow on trees.

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but inflation becomes so bad that it's like 1920's Germany again.

I wish I didn't have these stupid migraines.

[TheLemmaLlama]

Congratulations! You now have smart migraines that increases your congnitive abilities in exchange for excruciating pain

I wish Senpai notices me ~

[fishscribbles]

Senpai notices you and proposes but your happiness is short lived as a rounin yandere cuts you down.

I wish to ride a four horned sheep across the school field.

[Doodlescrub]

The four horned sheep proceeds to charge and stabs all your friends.

I wish for a new computer

[whydocowsfall]

It's new, but it's terrible and made by a two year-old child. Sure, they're a genius, but they're not yet a master at building computers. Sorry.

I would like to be rich B)

[jmhenry]

Congratulations! You become rich beyond your wildest dreams!
The first day of your new, rich life starts in the morning....

With your house surrounded on all sides by police looking for the one who stole billions of dollars in gold from Fort Knox. And so you were taken away and you never got to spend a dime.

[Whoops, forgot wish!]
I wish I had a unicorn.... made of diamonds!!

[fishscribbles]

(Where's the wish doh?)

I wish to have to never wash clothes again.

[kazukitakamura126]

Your clothes breed a new type of mold and scientist take you in for an examination.

I wish our comics's worlds were real.

[maelstrom51210]

Granted. Imagine the most brutal, violent, gory comic on this site. It's now real....

And you're in it.

I wish I was better at drawing attractive people.

[Aspie_Gamer]

I wish you were better at drawing attractive people...at the cost of being able to draw good looking animals.

I wish I could draw really really fast while keeping a level of quality.

[ErithEl]

You can now bust out thousands of quick, quality drawings...but the only thing you are able to draw is pumpkins.

I wish I could get into San Diego Comic Con.

[whydocowsfall]

You do, but you're also trapped inside a merch keyring... It's odd, but it's your life now! ):

I want to be the most beautiful creature in existence...

[Strontium]

In order to grant your wish everyone else on earth becomes horribly ugly, so much so that everytime you look at someone, you want to vomits. You become a hermit.

I wish I always had something to eat when I was hungry appear in my hand.

[Andrej]

You can only summon mayonnaise.

I wish I had mayonnaise.

[fishscribbles]

You receive the last supply of mayonnaise in the world, but you are then killed in a death match with Hijikata over it.

I wish to have time to watch Gintama.

[kazukitakamura126]

All of your obligations all vanish and you get to watch all the Gintama you wnat. After that you are bored and and looking for something else to watch.

I wish to be the best chef in the world.

[rc360]

Your meals are the best on the planet, but it's so expensive that no one dines at any of your restaurants and you go out of business.

I wish for a talking dog.