Corrupt-A-Wish!

[kazukitakamura126]

Your clothes breed a new type of mold and scientist take you in for an examination.

I wish our comics's worlds were real.

[maelstrom51210]

Granted. Imagine the most brutal, violent, gory comic on this site. It's now real....

And you're in it.

I wish I was better at drawing attractive people.

[Aspie_Gamer]

I wish you were better at drawing attractive people...at the cost of being able to draw good looking animals.

I wish I could draw really really fast while keeping a level of quality.

[ErithEl]

You can now bust out thousands of quick, quality drawings...but the only thing you are able to draw is pumpkins.

I wish I could get into San Diego Comic Con.

[whydocowsfall]

You do, but you're also trapped inside a merch keyring... It's odd, but it's your life now! ):

I want to be the most beautiful creature in existence...

[Strontium]

In order to grant your wish everyone else on earth becomes horribly ugly, so much so that everytime you look at someone, you want to vomits. You become a hermit.

I wish I always had something to eat when I was hungry appear in my hand.

[Andrej]

You can only summon mayonnaise.

I wish I had mayonnaise.

[fishscribbles]

You receive the last supply of mayonnaise in the world, but you are then killed in a death match with Hijikata over it.

I wish to have time to watch Gintama.

[kazukitakamura126]

All of your obligations all vanish and you get to watch all the Gintama you wnat. After that you are bored and and looking for something else to watch.

I wish to be the best chef in the world.

[rc360]

Your meals are the best on the planet, but it's so expensive that no one dines at any of your restaurants and you go out of business.

I wish for a talking dog.

[joannekwan]

You get your talking dog, but it is terribly racist and a bigot.

I wish whales weren't endangered.

[BraveHeartTatsumaki]

Whales are not endangered anymore, but they overpopulate the oceans leaving them without food and dying anyway.

I wish to have the most delicious cake in the world

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but it's made of people.

I wish I had more time o watch the movies I wan to watch.

[johndanims]

You have all the time in the world to watch as many movies as you like but all the movies in the world have been destroyed by the new leader/overlord.

I wish that @jmhenry had a unicorn.... made of diamonds!!

[DruidPeter]

He does! But it's made of Die Mounds.

I wish the sky was purple.

[johndanims]

It is... everything is, you can't tell what anything is because everything is the exact same shade of purple. All webcomics are coloured purple and the lines are coloured purple too, as are all text, speach bubbles and gutters.

I wish they would stop remaking so many films and cut down on the number of sequels coming out to film franchises long retired.

[allenthomas]

All remakes and sequels are not abolished. In other news the copyright laws are now very lax, so studios are making blatant rip-offs of old films and their sequels changing only names and locations. (Get ready for Marvel's Tarantula Boy 1,2 and 3)

I wish my town had a delivery fast food joint.

[fishscribbles]

Due to the ease of access and low low prices, everyone engorges themselves with fast food and dies of clogged arteries.

I wish I was a humming bird.

[maelstrom51210]

Granted. You are eaten by a cat.

I wish for turnips.

[fishscribbles]

Turnips are growing everywhere and now they out number water droplets 10 to 1.

I wish I was an inked pumpkin for Halloween.