Granted, but a mob of 2 year olds have now been recruited to draw and post art for the next 30 updates.
I wish for 99 more wishes.
People keep asking you for favors, and you eventually run out of wishes
I wish for knowledge of the whole universe
you instantly sunk into depression knowing that your existence will give little to what universe has to offer
i wish people can stop making wish like this
Granted, but they all go for equally lame wishes.
I wish my comic was a beloved cult-classic.
I'm totally fine with this.
Your comic is famous for being similar to sharknado in quality and is eventually used in art schools as how not to become a successful cartoonist.
I wish the Flash would stop making every main villain another speedster.
Granted, his next villain is Kite-Man
I wish anime protagonist were real
Anime protagonists become real, but then are put in jail for being so reckless that they end up hurting people and destroying property.
I wish that Appletizers would be sold in the U.S. Without the price hike because of importation
Granted, but it becomes so popular that it out-competes all the domestic fizzy fruit juices. (Uh, had to google this one.)
I wish for a squish.
Granted, but the squish is a sasquish, like a sasquatch but squish. It's a vicious predator that will hunt you for sport.
I wish for world peas
Granted but the peas devour you and the rest of humanity.
I wish for domestic, miniature, dragons as pets.
granted, but you get complaints from the neighbors about your fire alarms always going off
i wish for a freeze ray
Granted. A man named Ray Freeze move next door. He likes ice cubes a little too much.
I wish for INFINITE POWAAAAAH!!!
Granted, but infinite power is so vast, your human brain fries before you can completely grasp it.
I wish a sandwich would appear before me whenever I was hungry.
Granted, but it was always a disgusting sandwich
I wish to be indestructible
Granted. You're only emotionally indestructible (you get shot by Rambo impersonator)
I wish teleportation was real.
Granted. But you can only teleport to random locations like the moon, or an active volcano
I wish the next person, could only type with their eyes closed
Granted. I hit each key as I blink.
I wish that transparent woman would stop floating over the foot of the bed...
....that's kinda cleverGranted. You are now that transparent woman, have fun with that
I wish that the next five people, had to type backwards
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