Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Akhdas]

you instantly sunk into depression knowing that your existence will give little to what universe has to offer

i wish people can stop making wish like this

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but they all go for equally lame wishes.

I wish my comic was a beloved cult-classic.

[Jacen]

I'm totally fine with this.

[Jacen]

Your comic is famous for being similar to sharknado in quality and is eventually used in art schools as how not to become a successful cartoonist.

I wish the Flash would stop making every main villain another speedster.

[TomSawyer]

Granted, his next villain is Kite-Man

I wish anime protagonist were real

[Strontium]

Anime protagonists become real, but then are put in jail for being so reckless that they end up hurting people and destroying property.

I wish that Appletizers would be sold in the U.S. Without the price hike because of importation

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but it becomes so popular that it out-competes all the domestic fizzy fruit juices. (Uh, had to google this one.)

I wish for a squish.

[isaacfriedman]

Granted, but the squish is a sasquish, like a sasquatch but squish. It's a vicious predator that will hunt you for sport.

I wish for world peas

[sillydilly2002]

Granted but the peas devour you and the rest of humanity.

I wish for domestic, miniature, dragons as pets.

[mariusthered]

granted, but you get complaints from the neighbors about your fire alarms always going off

i wish for a freeze ray

[maelstrom51210]

Granted. A man named Ray Freeze move next door. He likes ice cubes a little too much.

I wish for INFINITE POWAAAAAH!!!

[Strontium]

Granted, but infinite power is so vast, your human brain fries before you can completely grasp it.

I wish a sandwich would appear before me whenever I was hungry.

[TomSawyer]

Granted, but it was always a disgusting sandwich

I wish to be indestructible

[Dingbat1991]

Granted. You're only emotionally indestructible (you get shot by Rambo impersonator)

I wish teleportation was real.

[TomSawyer]

Granted. But you can only teleport to random locations like the moon, or an active volcano

I wish the next person, could only type with their eyes closed

[voshxdaemon]

Granted. I hit each key as I blink.

I wish that transparent woman would stop floating over the foot of the bed...

[TomSawyer]

....that's kinda clever
Granted. You are now that transparent woman, have fun with that

I wish that the next five people, had to type backwards

[voshxdaemon]

.detnarG

.segaugnal lla dnatsrednu dna kaeps nac I hsiw I

[TomSawyer]

?niw i taht naem siht seod

!LOL hsiw my tpurroc t'nac uoy

[SirHellsir]

Granted, you are now a slug and can comunicate with all species of slugs (they don't obey you though)

@Akamasuta voshxdaemon just forgot to corrupt the wish, people just have to type "backwards" that I technically just did.

I wish for the next person to die