Corrupt-A-Wish!

[maelstrom51210]

Granted. A man named Ray Freeze move next door. He likes ice cubes a little too much.

I wish for INFINITE POWAAAAAH!!!

[Strontium]

Granted, but infinite power is so vast, your human brain fries before you can completely grasp it.

I wish a sandwich would appear before me whenever I was hungry.

[TomSawyer]

Granted, but it was always a disgusting sandwich

I wish to be indestructible

[Dingbat1991]

Granted. You're only emotionally indestructible (you get shot by Rambo impersonator)

I wish teleportation was real.

[TomSawyer]

Granted. But you can only teleport to random locations like the moon, or an active volcano

I wish the next person, could only type with their eyes closed

[voshxdaemon]

Granted. I hit each key as I blink.

I wish that transparent woman would stop floating over the foot of the bed...

[TomSawyer]

....that's kinda clever
Granted. You are now that transparent woman, have fun with that

I wish that the next five people, had to type backwards

[voshxdaemon]

.detnarG

.segaugnal lla dnatsrednu dna kaeps nac I hsiw I

[TomSawyer]

?niw i taht naem siht seod

!LOL hsiw my tpurroc t'nac uoy

[SirHellsir]

Granted, you are now a slug and can comunicate with all species of slugs (they don't obey you though)

@Akamasuta voshxdaemon just forgot to corrupt the wish, people just have to type "backwards" that I technically just did.

I wish for the next person to die

[maelstrom51210]

Granted. I come back as a ghost and haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't a ghost anymore.

[AshKetchup]

Granted. You're now a zombie.

I wish I can wish for something without it getting corrupted.

[TomSawyer]

@AshKetchup
Bad luck for you. I already tried that one

Granted, but you lose the game

I wish that
1. everyone else had to type / speak like 1966 Batman and Robin
2. I was excluded from the rule
3. The wish could not be canceled by another wish
4. That i could modify this, incase someone manages to break it

@lilybugged
5. There is no hidden clause in my system Ha Beat That!

[lilybugged]

Granted, but eventually the batman and robin voices get to you to the point that you commit suicide, and the effects of your wish are cancelled by way of a hidden clause in your system. Surprise!

I wish my cat would stop climbing on my keyboard goddamnit

[SirHellsir]

Granted, your cat now climbs on your monitor
I wish I was more motivated

[AshKetchup]

Granted, you are the most motivated person in the world... for 1 second and now you're lazy again.

I wish I had good luck for as long as I live.

[mariusthered]

granted: you will know a life time of luck, but everyone around you will have none at all and drive you potty moaning about how bad their luck is.

I wish for a new judge dredd movie

[sillydilly2002]

Granted, but it is only produced and sold in Tristan da Cunha.

I wish that the world is doomed for destruction and those who live are trapped in eternal madness of the great daedric lord sheogorath.

[AshKetchup]

Granted, but you have to finish EVERY quest in Skyrim in order for that to happen.

I wish for a sandwich.

[TomSawyer]

Granted, but your sandwich is disgusting

I wish, that my previous wish wasn't ignored
And that the same applications still were enabled