Granted the servers are up, but you get banned
I wish for an endless soda, that taste good, and is healthy
You get the soda but you become addicted to it and then all you do is drink soda you don't do anything else just soda.
I wish for more plushies
Granted, but they lack stuffing and are flat and lifeless.
I wish for more forum games like this on this site.
They are all the same game and have no originality
I wish for a working mouse
Granted. Mice have learned how to do human things and are taking over the work force.
I wish that all those Pokemon didn't have to die in my Nuzlocke
Granted, rather than dying, they all became level 1 Gastlys that love to use Lick on you. Enjoy the paralysis.
(I feel your pain losing a Nuzlocke run though. D:)
I wish there weren't any bugs in my house.
Granted, all the bugs are now in your car.
I wish I could find Pokemon other than the super common ones in Pokemon Go
Granted. You can only find Far'fetched now.
I wish my computer screen wasn't cracked.
Granted, but now your mouse/mousepad isn't working.
I wish I was good at math.
GRanted now you are unemployed because you failed every subject but math
I wish I could complete the pokedex
Granted, but your completion is short lived as Nintendo releases another region full of 500 "new" pokemon. Sadly this time, they're all just recolors of Trubbish, and that darn mauve one is only avaliable in Antarctica. Good luck.
I wish humans could fly.
You can only fly in reserved air spaces and get shot down whenever you lift off
I wish I had some pie
Granted, but the pie is barely the size of an ant.
I wish dogs could talk.
Granted, but they only can only speak while yodeling at full volume. Deafness reaches an all time high.
I wish I had telekinesis.
You can only move things that weigh less than a milligram.
I wish that I didn't have to go to the orthodontist
Granted. All your teeth ave fallen out. But hey! All your teeth can't be crooked if you don't have any!
I wish I could pet a cat right now.
Granted but unfortunately it's a dead one. It still pretty fluffy if you can stand the smell. (In all honesty, I wish I could let you pet mine. She loves to be petted all the time. D:)
I wish humans could legally augment their bodies with cybornetic enhancements as much as they wanted, and basically become robots with human conscious.
Granted but some hackers hack into the augmentation and activate a kill switch to destroy all augs.
I wish my spore file didn't get lost
granted...the file was stolen.
I wish for enlightenment
Granted. You get a lightbulb.......... to lighten yourself...
I wish people started talking in puns.
