Corrupt-A-Wish!

[lukas3]

Granted! However, no one wants to eat your 'delicious' sandwiches and your house fills up with sandwiches. Flies and insects come for miles and bite, sting, and eventually kill you.

I wish the everyone could forget about borders and remove them. (You don't see borders from space do you?)

[AshKetchup]

Granted, everyone forgot about the borders because there's no one to remember the borders. Everyone is dead.

I wish for the same thing I wished for previously but that generator is all for me, I ain't sharing it with anyone!

[lukas3]

You get the generator and you don't share it with anyone. An angry mob comes to your door steals your machine and beats you to death. (Or maybe it's kill you then take the generator?) The End

Me wish for a non-poisoned, very soft, totally harmless cupcake.

[sillydilly2002]

You choke on the totally harmless cupcake.

I wish that I got a good grade in math.

[Fridgewriter]

I wish that I got a good grade in math.

You not only got a good grade in math, but you excelled at all math classes, getting into a fantastic college and graduating in game theory.

You now work at the NSA where all you do every day is break into innocent peoples' cell phones and are forced to look at pictures of folks you find very unattractive in various states of undress.

I wish the "Wishmaster" movie series never happened.

[sillydilly2002]

Granted it never happened, but in turn all the star wars movies have jar jar binks.

I wish I had a tomato

[Tamanegi]

Granted. You get the tomato... thrown at your face.

I wish my pens would stop running out of ink.

[lukas3]

Granted!
Your pens never run out of ink... so now they constantly leak ink all the time...

I wish for a temperature controlled bed...

[AshKetchup]

Granted, you have a temperature controlled bed but there's only two settings, Schorching lava or Absolute Zero

You know what I want...

[lukas3]

You get the delicious sandwich generator for the third time... Except this time you weren't specific enough so your sandwiches happen to be reversed.(Filling is on the outside and it tastes the opposite of what it should taste like).

I wish that I had a ticket to Mars (there and back 3 days stay).

[sillydilly2002]

You get to go to mars... bars world for three days.

I want a mars bar

[lukas3]

You get a Mars bar. It happens to be the very first one from a museum. You die from eating the expired candy bar...

I wish this wish would be granted but not corruppted!

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but why would you hurt me like that? :--(

I wish I get all A's this semester,

[sillydilly2002]

You get all A's , and you end up becoming the president but as you get indoctrinated you are assassinated by ash because he never got his sandwich

I want time

[LCT_m_a_d]

Granted, You get more time, but you can only get it by jumping into a blackhole, causing gained years to be equally lost.

I wish I was hired as an engineer for nasa

[Vanni2u]

You became a great engineer for NASA whos mission was to help build a sustainable, space-based living quarters. However, you have died in poor unfortunate events from gravitation and your death is classified towards the public.

I wish for a harem.

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but it's a historical Turkish harem, with all the women arguing with you and amongst themselves about whish one's child will become the next Sultan.

I wish my screen wasn't cracked.

[AshKetchup]

Granted, your screen is as good as new... well... except for one annoying dead pixel...

I wish to move on from my obsession with sandwiches.

[Tamanegi]

Granted, but every night you dream of anthropomorphic sandwiches pulling on you and begging for your love again, and every morning when you wake up you feel guilty for wishing away that obsession.

I wish my cheap dollar-store earbuds would last forever.

[maelstrom51210]

Granted. You will be forever blessed by their scratchy, poorly balanced dynamics.

I wish that this thread will reach 500.