Granted, but IT"S STILL REALLY WEIRD PORN
Ok I'll try corrupting it properly It's really weird child porn and you get arrested
I wish for a really weird prawn c:
The prawn is a mutant and grows to gigantic proportions, it begins to feast on humans.
I wish for bacon.
Bacon is delicious and cannot be corrupted. however, your greed for more bacon corrupts you and you become an evil tyrant who is decapitated by revolutionaries.
I wish for a boat.
Your boat sails to many lands and finds many treasures only to be soon destroyed by a giant sea kraken.
I wish for a high paying job.
Sure, but you're paid in fish. Soon you have a million dollars worth of fish that you have to get rid of before they rot
I wish that the wish of the person below me isn't corrupted
I wish for corruption.
Your wish on the other hand is a paradox, being both corrupted and granted at the same time.Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time.Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time.Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time.Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time....
I wish I were handsome.
You've become too handsome to beheld by anyone's mortal eyes and the world becomes blind.
I wish toaster were human-sized.
Granted, but it's a real jerk.
I wish I wasn't so sleepy all the time.
Granted, You can never sleep again
I wish I wasn't socially inept
You become so charming and popular that you never get a moment alone the rest of your life.
I wish I had an iPod with unlimited storage
Once your iPod reached 9999 songs it crashed.
I wish I can freeze time.
You put your clock in the freezer but nothing happens.
I wish I could think up a good wish.
You think of one, but it backfires.
I wish for no wishes.
Not wanting a wish causes the wish fairy to lose its powers then it make the world implode into itself.
I wish @kazukitakamura126 the absolute best of luck in the world.
@kazukitakamura126 goes to a casino where he never loses on the slot machines, later it turns out that @kazukitakamura126 is actually in hell...
I wish for a nice cold, refreshing drink.
Your drink is nice, cold and refreshes your memory
I wish for the end of the world >:D
Granted, but it's the lamest, most un-climatic apocalypse ever.
I wish I had magic powers.
You get the magic power... To conjure goldfish everytime you wash your hands. Now you have to make a life selling goldfish to carnivals.
I wish to have a teleportation machine
It's really weird child porn and you get arrested 
