Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Doubtcent]

Your wish on the other hand is a paradox, being both corrupted and granted at the same time.
Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time.
Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time.
Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time.
Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time.
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I wish I were handsome.

[fishscribbles]

You've become too handsome to beheld by anyone's mortal eyes and the world becomes blind.

I wish toaster were human-sized.

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but it's a real jerk.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy all the time.

[TristanJensen]

Granted, You can never sleep again

I wish I wasn't socially inept

[Strontium]

You become so charming and popular that you never get a moment alone the rest of your life.

I wish I had an iPod with unlimited storage

[kazukitakamura126]

Once your iPod reached 9999 songs it crashed.

I wish I can freeze time.

[johndanims]

You put your clock in the freezer but nothing happens.

I wish I could think up a good wish.

[sarahrebecca58]

You think of one, but it backfires.

I wish for no wishes.

[kazukitakamura126]

Not wanting a wish causes the wish fairy to lose its powers then it make the world implode into itself.

[DruidPeter]

I wish @kazukitakamura126 the absolute best of luck in the world.

[johndanims]

@kazukitakamura126 goes to a casino where he never loses on the slot machines, later it turns out that @kazukitakamura126 is actually in hell...

I wish for a nice cold, refreshing drink.

[TheLemmaLlama]

Your drink is nice, cold and refreshes your memory

I wish for the end of the world >:D

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but it's the lamest, most un-climatic apocalypse ever.

I wish I had magic powers.

[Strontium]

You get the magic power... To conjure goldfish everytime you wash your hands. Now you have to make a life selling goldfish to carnivals.

I wish to have a teleportation machine

[Andrej]

It's theoretically a teleport machine, but if you enter it, you die, and a new clone of you is created elsewhere. You'll lose yourself trying to figure out whether you're still alive or the real you died ages ago, and you're something else entirely that wasn't even born.

I wish for Tapastic, and every webcomic and author it houses, to be tremendously successful and influential.

[kazukitakamura126]

That's wish I wish that stays uncorrupted.

[TheLemmaLlama]

I'm corrupting it anyway mwahahaha >:D

In order for so many webcomics to be simultaneously successful and influential, every person on Earth must be devoted to following at least 1 series fanatically. This means that everyone becomes a webcomic addict and the world economic system implodes upon itself

Oh, and to corrupt your wish for it to stay uncorrupted; if no-one corrupts that wish, this thread would be dead

I wish there were machines to do everything for us so it wouldn't matter if everyone was a webcomic addict

[ashriott]

But then the machines would start doing everything for us, even taking over our fanatical webcomic addiction. They read webcomics, buy merchandise, draw fanart etc on our behalf that there's nothing left for humans to do. Hence, to feed the webcomic industry and improve the economy we are faced with the creation of more webcomics = more webcomic addicts = more machines into a neverending vicious cycle to the worlds end.

I wish the world will never end.

[kazukitakamura126]

The wish fairy gets sick the earth implodes onto itself.

I wish that mannequins were more flexible.

[mjmassey]

Mannequins gain the ability to flex into impossible positions. However, the fashion industry takes this as a cue to make impossible clothes to fit these mannequins, leaning to the invention of the "shant"--half pants, half shirt. It becomes impossible to find decent clothes again for those of us not flexible enough to fit a leg and an arm into the same article of clothing.

I wish ballroom dancing came back and was super popular again.