Corrupt-A-Wish!

eschaefges 2015-09-19 23:36:02 UTC #2

You are a cat who walks outside and is promptly hit by a car.

I wish for a donut.

jmhenry 2015-09-20 00:11:09 UTC #3

Suddenly you are hit from behind by a car that was doing a doughnut after unknowingly hitting a strange cat.

I wish for a one hundred dollar bill.

ashriott 2015-09-20 00:16:24 UTC #4

The hundred dollar bill is a fake from Monopoly.

I wish for a unicorn.

Andrej 2015-09-20 00:29:23 UTC #5

I wish that I could forget her...

Stellamari 2015-09-20 00:35:40 UTC #6

You forget her, him, it, everyone including yourself.

I wish for immortality!

williamjbowles 2015-09-20 00:42:59 UTC #7

You live to see everyone you ever knew die. You eventually are buried in a landslide where you are trapped in a claustrophobic nightmare grave; starving, suffocating, and unable to move or scratch that itch behind your ear for billions of years until the sun explodes. You are forced to endure unimaginable heat, suffering a pain the human mind is not meant to endure. You then float across a cold and empty universe alone for all eternity.

I wish I was the king of the world!

Andrej 2015-09-20 00:51:12 UTC #8

Alright.

You die in the end.

I wish for a nice hat.

guilhermecahu 2015-09-20 01:02:59 UTC #9

Your nice hat sends you to Slytherin.

I wish for a better way of understanding subatomic physics.

Tanisha 2015-09-20 01:09:46 UTC #10

Finding out a better way to understand subatomic physics eventually kills you in the process.

I wish for a better sense of humor.

fishy 2015-09-20 01:12:44 UTC #11

Your better sense of humour makes people laugh so much several die from lack of oxygen and you're now on trail for manslaughter.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy all the time.

Vikiro_Hop 2015-09-20 01:13:15 UTC #12

Your newfound sense of humor is so profound and cutting edge no one gets it and you die a misunderstood genius.

I wish to back in time and become a cocaine drug lord in miami circa 1981.

abigailkbacilla 2015-09-20 01:16:06 UTC #13

Your cocaine dealing makes your cocaine habit turn into a cocaine addiction, but you can't seek help since that would involve turning yourself in

I wish I could bring Shakespeare back to life!

fishscribbles 2015-09-20 01:33:27 UTC #14

Shakespeare has been revived by the means of black magic. Unfortunately he's a zombie and other zombies have been revived, so now there's a apocolyps in action. Also you got bit.

I wish my cat could fly.

ashriott 2015-09-20 01:45:41 UTC #15

Your beloved cat flew away and never came back D:

I wish to be a multi-billionaire.

maelstrom51210 2015-09-20 02:00:29 UTC #16

After winning the lottery/finding a secret oil well, tou become a multi-billionaire. However, random people from everywhere start to try to get at your money.

I wish Halloween was here already.

Andrej 2015-09-20 02:29:21 UTC #17

It's 23:26 here. You have less than an hour left of Halloween, and after midnight, you'll be showered and wallpapered with way-too-early Christmas adverts and TV specials.

I wish for a decent smartphone with buttons.

Jewe11s 2015-09-20 02:35:44 UTC #18

You are now the proud owner of a refurbished Blackberry phone. Don't you look like a business-guy!

I wish for a teleportation device.

DynamoToon 2015-09-20 02:45:03 UTC #19

you teleport out into space and wander the void of the cosmos, eventually freezing over and dying.

I wish for an elephant.

maelstrom51210 2015-09-20 02:46:48 UTC #20

You get one, but how the heck are you going to care for such a huge animal?!

I wish I was famous.

WintreKitty 2015-09-20 04:46:30 UTC #21

You become famous, but then realize it isn't all it is cut out to be and end up depressed, not sure who your real friends are anymore, and you have been divorced five times.

I wish that animals could talk.