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Is there a super funny scene in your story? Does your character have a catch phrase you know people are going to start using? Maybe a side character said something that stole the show. Share it here and promote your story.

Mine is

I heard Paulina as she came down the hallway laughing and saying, "It's not tea in my cup; it's tequila bitch."

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People reacted well to this one (the only sex joke so far):

“Assholes! All of you!” Thesis blared, “Now would you please just let me finish!”

“I’m sure that’s not the first time you’ve said that.” Agony snarked. Motif guffawed. Sequel remained unflinching.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP! ALL OF YOU!!” Thesis exploded. Duenna scowled.

Very interesting thread! This is currently my favorite page in my comic xD The boy asking is called Hinny Bright, so there's the pun on his name too. I suppose the rest is self-explanatory :joy:


Gotta love semantics and perfect word meanings lol

"YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY YOU FUC-"

Here's a funny moment in my book. That's not too dirty minded.

Entering the kitchen to see Jay standing over our dining table that’s broken and on the floor. “Did we break the table? I wonder if I can eat in the living room?” he whispers to himself shaking his head, placing his hands on his hips pacing back and forth.

So my story part of my novel isn't out yet, so no one's actually reacted to it... But I think it's pretty funny. Oh and it is a FNAF reference cause her parents are William and Clara Afton...
So the teacher's frustrated at her new sassy student, Amy, so she says, "Where are your Parents!?"
Where then Amy immediately replies, "Dead."
Anyways, She basically just roasted her teacher... Anyways, sneak peak, I guess? Book's called Tale of Anomalies, feel free to check out and subscribe if you like it. Sorry bout promotion, just thought I might as well add it. I only have 7 views heh

Tax from The Faerie Dusters: "If it can be done, I can do it."
Xar from The Faerie Dusters: "Don't make me hurt you."
Beasley from The Space Bum: "Well, I think you should consider a vegetarian diet."
Sam from The Space Bum: "Or, I could stop and put you in the back with the whiners."

Sneak peeks of future chapters:
“I’m a virgin?” It burst from Oly like a laugh. “Someone should have told me!”
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“I can’t even sulk right, I need your directions?”
"Yes."
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“The snake that eats their own tail shouldn’t be surprised when they s*** through the nose.” He gave her a look of incredulous, yet impressed, horror.
“I don’t think I’ve ever heard… that saying…” He coughed. She smirked and tapped her temple.
“You will learn a lot from me, noble boy.”

Here is a little clip from chapter 18. I'm quite proud of this as I managed to get a real life friend to laugh at it, and he's hard to make laugh!


I hear him grumbling behind me as I open the door and head out to the truck. Once I get the engine started Nicky is coming out the door and gets in the passenger side. He glares at me and brandishes a spoon.

“We are going dragon hunting and all I have is a spoon,” he says, not even blinking.

I stare at him. “Really?”

This is from chapter 17... It might not be funny to some but... I still find it funny so~ :hohoho:

“… Laugh all you want, buddy. I’ll just tell that pretty nurse you’ve been crushing on that you’re still into watching—”

“Stop right there! You promised not to talk about it, you idiot!” Eddie groaned, embarrassed that he had been caught by Yohan.

“… Bro… You’re almost thirty and you still watch… Elmo? What was it called again, something street…”

“Will you shut up?! Elmo is cute, okay?! And it’s not like I was watching it for my enjoyment, I was watching it with my three-year-old niece!”

“… Your niece was sleeping—”

“Not another word!”

I like to think im funny and so is the comic. But here's my favorite funny moment.



tw: gore and blood.