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Aug 2016

"Grr... I've binge watched my favorite show and have to wait MONTHS for new episodes!"

I wish I had my face on.... let me go get it... gets face then pukes

"I'm too cool to show the pain but this sun is REALLY roasting my back right now"

"Thank goodness, you've finally given me a good enough reason to justify punching you in the face."

"Be honest with me..do I look pretty cool with this mask?"

"The "in" thing is not brushing your hair, so stop pushing your outdated social-norms on me mom."

"Yeah....yeah... whatever dude. I'm eating cruchy choc cereals for diner anyway!"