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Mar 2016

...cover the world in the darkness of his gigantic bottom shadow!

He woke up in a strange room, wearing only a pair of tighty-whiteys and a bowler hat.

the cow took off its cow mask and revealed itself to be... Chad the Unspankable!!! Our hero suddenly...

Sprang into spanking action against his arch nemesis. But behind him... the old man...

. . . revealed himself to be our hero's horse, Buttor, who turns out to be Canadian! Afterwards . . .

This caused a rift in their friendship, never once a issue like this has arisen between the two.

Sensing awkward tension due to the disagreemnt, Chad the Unspankable fiddled nervously with his hands, wondering if he should come back at a different time. He decided...

"Let's all touch each other's butts
but warm your hands
butt warms your hand
but warm your hands...

"But don't forget to wash your hands later,
or the infection will spread greater,
for touching our butts together,
you'll find truth no greater...