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Apr 2020

Welcome to the Jade Kingdoms, where the organic pieces of a primordial dragon decided to take the 'we're-not-supposed-to-do-it-this-way' trope to a higher fucked-up level by eating the minds of their subjects. Sounded like a great plan, now your damn subjects are dying. So life decided to throw a prophecy into the fray to murder everyone and nobody wants to be the hero.

The hero tried once. Now he's dead. According to rumors he died like a bitch.

Fast forward; pretty depressed Princess of said kingdoms is now taking on the role of the hero. She doesn't want it, cries a lot, is sad af and somebody please help her before she ends up dying because nobody understands her feelings. Has an even angrier af cousin too, famous for his mommy issues.

Well if we're doing this let me try my hand.

A boy with parental issues meets with a ghost and is forced to work with it to stop other ghosts from causing havoc all the while a gang of hoodlums are used as puppets for experiments involving said ghosts.

A girl with a dream finds a legendary sword and drags her friends along on an around the world adventure, while screwing up along the way.

You have a Human girl with supernatural powers, A Vampire who hates the taste and smell of blood, A warewolf who can't transform at all, a clumsy elf who really needs glasses cause he cant see shit and two twin wizards who are a fire hazard every-time they try to cast magic, because (spoiler) they cant cast for shit. Oh and there's this giant goddess they have to fight woo!!

Woman is exiled into the desert after nearly getting eaten by a horse.

Hello!

If you're looking for some entertainment mixed with pain and agony please check out my story "Terroristic Manifesto".

I may be inexperienced but I will do my best to not disappoint any future readers!

The adventures of two immortal shape-shifters, and how they influenced human history.

Young woman promised by old woman to work under a sorcerer neither knows anything about. His one servant becomes the young woman's confidante and friend, and adventures ensue as the woman is called to her service. The demon servant of the sorcerer tries to keep her alive, and the entire world seems to be against their goal.

Well, it's about this weird guy who compulsively bites his arm. But it's not just something he does. He, his brother, his parents, and pretty much all of his ancestors did it. Eory and his ancestors have a lot in common other than biting their arms; they all tend to love dogs and they tend to be incredibly protective of family. The question is, does Eory have evilness running through his veins like the rest of his family? Because this question can't be answered, he is locked up in a tower where a lady named Kori tries to rehabilitate him and make him fit to live among a proper society. The king promises Eory he will set him free if he can behave at a ball for one night. Think he can do it?

One of the funest ways is watching the animation I created for it! That will show you what you need if you're into alien stuff and dystopias! : D (And DC Comics!)

A mercenary sailor...

A handsome prince...

A forbidden love...

A high-seas quest battling giant sea-monsters and flesh-eating mermaids...

A huge, sprawling, epic fantasy that updates every day...

A nerdy narrator tries to make sense of the shit his boss gets up to, and fails miserably. Meanwhile, his boss tries to keep her life interesting by slving other people's problems.

5 months later

If you like birds, boats, and barrelfulls of post-apocalyptic flintlock fantasy action then look no further! Three years after the end of the world, people are still clinging on and thriving on a little island out to sea, but a old power re-emerges (as they do) and threatens to destroy all of that for good so one young woman and her crew of fellow misfits must fight with all they have to stop this.

Pro-tips: never trust the gods, don't look elves in the teeth. :grin:

three fifteen year old and one thirteen year old seek out and document bonkers paranormal crap in their tiny town full of adults who are oblivious by choice. They have to use the power of their friendship (and some actual mini-super powers they ironically write off as normal) to discover more about Chuck-Wills (their town) than anyone has ever cared to know. Oh, and theres also a super secret organization made up of adults who have actuall power in the world that is getting in their way.

Honestly describing the story the best way would to ask you what was your fear as a kid? Now...imagine it coming to life and you thinking that it's not real. But it turns out that it really is real and you have no idea what to do about it?

magic toddler adopted by asshole and twin troublemakers and tries not to get eaten by evil shadow puppets

Basically cheesy girls simping for each other.

Now, how do I do that??? :no_mouth:
*Ahem * Let's give it a try...:slight_smile:
Sassy young lady, hating that muted stubborn fellow discover that they were meant for each other!!!
me: LOL!!! What was that???:laughing::laughing:

Another try:
Reborn for a greater cause...

me: Hmmm, now that sounds pretty decent...:thinking:

This is my novel here!!! Hope you like it!!!:blush::grinning:

Two beings from another world wish they were back there, because they make terrible babysitters! :smiley:

I mean, seriously! Here they are, exiled from their own world, stuck here in present-day Earth. KNOWING any day, the hunters looking for them will eventually drop in unannounced, and what do these exiles do? They let a couple of kids get caught instead and transported to THEIR world of Dal Ryeas!

So now, they have to take the spoiled 18-year-old girl still left with them BACK to Dal Ryeas to rescue the other kids! And THAT won't be a fun task because these kids are actually quite useful to BOTH SIDES of an ongoing civil war of sorcery and domination! :cry:

You want to talk about sibling rivalries...? :stuck_out_tongue:

Read on! :smiley: