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Feb 2021

I do pass the test. But I guess to find that out you would have to go read.

Muahahahaha

  1. I hope so...
  2. begrudgingly (started out as a parody of a romance novel, so it had to have SOME)
  3. fo sho
  4. Hahaha.... I did the best I could to have a happyish ending without being totally unrealistic given what's gonna happen... but if your idea of happy ending means the romance subplot ends in happily ever after, you might be disappointed...
  1. A group of adventurer's fighting monster. Very Exciting.
  2. Definitely. Mostly just fluff. But it will be the best fluff.
  3. Also yes.
  4. I feel like my viewpoint of a happy ending includes lots of potentially sad endings for others. So maybe??? We'll see :smiley:

Probably passes

1.There is a hot lady with wings and a sword. Very exciting. Also a fight scene. In case that wasn't gonna be exciting enough.
2. No romance here. I have failed you jake.
3. I would like to think I was able to create suspense in this one. So yes.
4. It's finished. So you can come and find out for yourself :wink:

Doesn't pass. But all's well here.

  1. Yes, all kinds. The good, the bad, the horrifying, and the raunchy (not too raunchy though :laughing:)
  2. Yeah. All the main characters have ships at some point! Some more than once
  3. Yep, and that's why I have an update for Friday and Saturday this week. Didn't want to leave people hanging on Friday's chapter :smirk:
  4. Kinda? :sweat_smile: It's more bittersweet, so yes'ish

AH FAK
Well I guess I failed 2/4 of the Jake test to an extent,
Excitement- What constitutes excitement? Hype moments, if so we def have that
Romance- Non existent, this is more of a familial story than one about such love. There's going to be love sideplots of course, but not front and center.
SUSPENSE- WE GOT THAT HERE AND WE GOT ALOT OF IT
Happy ending... I have an ending planned, might retcon it might not. Really dont thing I will. If anything it will be a bitter-sweet ending.
Thank u Jake very cool, god that show was always great

I was doing a re-watch and just thought... you know who would appreciate this arbitrary storytelling requirement checklist? Tapas Forums.

  1. Excitement: YES

  2. Romance: Teenage romance, but YES

  3. Suspense: YES

  4. Happy Ending: Not there yet, but you can make your guesses from the narrator dialogues (to a certain degree)

I like how everybody seems to avoid the ending question, or just answer with NO

I was prepared to be worried... but I think my Jake passes the Jake test :smirk:

  1. A little, yes.
  2. This is a large part of the story, honestly.
  3. A decent smidge of suspense for certain topics :upside_down:
  4. I’ll tell you when I figure that out :joy:

As for my short story, considering the stakes are life and death... :sweat_smile:

  1. Definitely!
  2. For a fun twist, yes :smirk:
  3. Absolutely! :tada:
  4. in my best River Song voice “Spoilers!” :blank:
  1. YES!
  2. Well... maybe... kind of?
  3. DOUBLE YES!
  4. No guarantees! :hushed:

I'm game, but I'll have to separate for my 3 current stories, plus the one that's due to release:

1: Does your story have Exciterment?

Finding Work - Yes! With swordfights!
The Shopkeeper - Things get very hectic towards the end, more fighting! So Yes!
Brooders - No fights in this one, but Garson is very excitable!
Lady Forista - Part 3 will have a LOT of excitement. That one won't be out for a while though.

2: Romance?

Finding Work - Not unless you count Arya calling Cheri hun.
The Shopkeeper - Arin just wants to go home, no romance for them
Brooders - Yes! This one has a very lighthearted romance (and a very lgbt-friendly one at that!)
Lady Forista - There's a lot of romantic subtext, and things are set up for me to explore a romance between the two characters. Forista's will likely be a slow-burn GL over the course of her adventures.

3: Suspense?

Honestly all of my stories have a healthy amount of suspense. Even ones that lack action have heavily suspenseful moments within them.

4: A happy ending

Finding Work - Yes
The Shopkeeper - Not... really? It's not a bad ending so much as he just sort of manages
Brooders - This ending got happy tears from @Gramkrackerhan so I'm going to say yes. (thanks Gram)
Forista - Yes, for the most part.

That was a lot but with so many short stories I had to include them all. The nice thing is any of these stories can be pick or choose, so feel free to check out the one that appeals most to you!

Hmm... Well!

  1. Yes! Lots of literal over-the-top battles and heated emotions.
  2. No comment.
  3. I try to give those sweet cliff hangers when they're needed lol!
  4. No comment!

: D


1.I guess?
2.Never, I'm the last person that should be writting romances. My aro self doesn't really get it.
3.Yes
4.No comment.

1: Yep!
2: Spoilers, sweetie.
3: I guess
4: Of course!