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Dec 2019

When the hell did it become OK to shout at the top of one's lungs in a library. What, because half the people in there have earbuds, you think it's fine?!? You entitled little... just GTFO my lawn.

Besides, we all know what happens if you don't whisper in the library.

Here I sit, Brokenhearted.

Came to shit, But only farted.

When I wipe, There's nothing there.

All I have, Is this rancid air.

When I get up, I feel it coming.

Down my leg, The shit is running.

Snatch the paper, Must wipe my rear.

But on my hand, The feces smears.

Can't hold back, I'm gonna vom.

The bathroom floor, I throw up on.

In a panic, I slip and fall.

With my head, I hit the stall.

Club Penguin is responsible for 4.23% of all erectile dysfunction cases in North America.

I'm feeling carsick, but I'm generally very weak to moving, enclosed, weird smelling, and bumpy or unstable driven transportation. TxT

The only way I know to not having it is to have fresh air all the time and singing, so I pretty much very fine with motorcycle

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

"Look at it.....it is beautifull!"

To quote my recent comic W.I.P.:

"Ya ever had your palm read by an alligator?"

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.