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Sep 2022

Beep beep, Deltarune
Susie: How many Spamtons would it take to change a lightbulb?
Jevil: Just one. The question is, how big of a ladder would he need?
Spamton: OH I'M GONNA!
Spamton is not as short in my AU as in most memes out there, but he's still pretty short.

Disco is so old and outdated, I DISCOurage people from dancing to it!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Puns for life!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

What goes in hard and pink and comes out wet and sticky?

Summary

Bubble gum, you pervs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

Bonus: if someone has heard it before and says "finding half a worm" when you ask, you can say something like "no, being buried alive" or some other extreme thing to really throw them off :joy:

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no eye deer
What do you call someone with no body and a nose?
nobody nose

Why didn't the penguin get married? He got cold feet!

You ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? No...?

...See how good they hide?

Why did the banana have to go to the hospital?

It wasn’t peeling very well.

A horse trots into a bar.
The bartender laughs and asks " why the long face?"
The horse responds, "Jesus Kevin, I'm going through a divorce enough with the damn horse jokes."

Patient: "Doctor! Doctor!!! I snore so loudly that I wake up myself!!! What should I do???"
Doctor: "Have you tried sleeping in a different room?"

Oo that reminds me of another horse in bar joke

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some punch. The bartender points behind the horse and says “sorry, if you want punch, you’re going to have to get in that line over there.”
The horse turns around and is very confused, because there is no punch line

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? A Beaner-Schnitzel