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Sep 2022

Beep beep, Deltarune
Susie: How many Spamtons would it take to change a lightbulb?
Jevil: Just one. The question is, how big of a ladder would he need?
Spamton: OH I'M GONNA!
Spamton is not as short in my AU as in most memes out there, but he's still pretty short.

Disco is so old and outdated, I DISCOurage people from dancing to it!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Puns for life!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

What goes in hard and pink and comes out wet and sticky?

Summary

Bubble gum, you pervs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

Bonus: if someone has heard it before and says "finding half a worm" when you ask, you can say something like "no, being buried alive" or some other extreme thing to really throw them off :joy:

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no eye deer
What do you call someone with no body and a nose?
nobody nose

Why didn't the penguin get married? He got cold feet!

You ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? No...?

...See how good they hide?

Why did the banana have to go to the hospital?

It wasn’t peeling very well.

A horse trots into a bar.
The bartender laughs and asks " why the long face?"
The horse responds, "Jesus Kevin, I'm going through a divorce enough with the damn horse jokes."

Patient: "Doctor! Doctor!!! I snore so loudly that I wake up myself!!! What should I do???"
Doctor: "Have you tried sleeping in a different room?"