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Emma - (Fat-free version) (from "Insignificant Otters")
Ingredients:
One brown-furred otter
Approximately 1 cup of sass
2 cups of beauty
3/4 cups of cynicism
1/4 cup of kindness
1 quart of intelligence
two emeralds
a dash of sea salt
Dip sea otter into the beauty, kindness and intelligence mixture altogether, making sure to coat the entire body, then set aside. Beat the sass into the cynicism briskly until a red glare forms, then pour the mixture over the otter as a baste. Lastly, sprinkle with sea salt, gently lay in the two emeralds for her eyes, and leave overnight to dry.
Do NOT mix Emma with Kevin (See recipe, page 103. as she will become hard and cold quickly, and will no longer be bouncy and flexible. Store in a cool, wet container to give Kevin time to escape from her wrath.