Undertaildoof34 has suffered Death by laughter
It seems Google translate believes that the Black Death's severity was not as bad as we all know it was because it did not warrant capitalization.
Aside from a few minor alterations in the word choice and structure. That's the only thing that really stuck out at me xD
Okay I wanna try this!
Original:
Seasoned pessimist Tonx McGruff doesn't ask for much in life. Having retired from boxing, all she wants now is to sleep until 3pm, eat like a truck-driver and be left to vegetate in peace.
But finds that easier said than done as she experiences every day misadventures with her best friend Fife, neighbour Cliff, his "frenemy" wife Cecilia and her down-to-earth therapist, Dr. Browner, who all begged a differ and want her to get back out into the world. But that's easier said than done on their end too.
Translated from Korean:
Seasoned pessimist Tonx McGruff doesn't ask for much in life. After retiring from boxing, what she wants is to sleep until 3pm, eat like a truck driver, and keep the plants peacefully.
However, she was able to combine her best friend Fife, neighbor Cliff, his "passionate" wife Cecilia and her realistic therapist Dr. I talked more easily than I said while experiencing different adventures every day with Browner. Come back to the world. But it's easier than I told them too.
(Ah yes, Dr.I the best doctor and I suppose I myself am somehow in the story too lol. And Tonx is now a plant enthusiast. Weirdly enough this was the only one that kept her gender consistant, all the other language either made her male or could not make up their mind XD)
Surprisingly, it translated well in Thai and ALMOST WELL IN JAPANESE, JUST SOME ISSUES.
Original:
A story about a young man named Mickey Diamond, with an alter ego named Star Boy, a super hero in training in the city of downtown Metropolia. Good looks, prideful attitude, and a mouth that runs on snark? What could go wrong?!
Google Translate:
The story of a young man named Mickey Diamond, who has the alter ego of Starboy, a superhero training in the downtown city of Metropolia. Good looks, proud attitude, and a snark mouth? What's wrong? !!
This sounds really fun.
Here it is translated through Chinese and back to English:
Rip Vykirson gains the power of the dragon when he activates his skill "Dragon Spark". The young dinosaur is seeking to become a martial arts ranger. For this, he must become stronger and wiser in his fighting style.
And then I went from Chinese, to Yiddish, then to Croatian, and then back to English 
Rhew Wojciech Schmidt, who was born in the United States of America. Three years ago, we went to the University of New York. Three, three years ago, and I was born in the United States of America
And here's the Original:
Rip Vykirson gains the power of a Dragon when he activates his ability, the Dragon Spark.
The young dino is on a quest to become a Martial Ranger. To do so, he must become stronger and wiser in the ways of battle.
OMG XD It ended up like the game when someone starts wishpering a sentence to another person then that person repeats that with another one and in the end it'll be complete nonsense 
Okay, so I translated it from English -> Russian, Russian -> Japanese, Japanese -> English and this is what I got back.
Translation:
Enjoy their daily lives as the three best friends are doing amazingly funny and funny things. Some are good and some are bad. But let's see what they are crazy about.
This is a comic strip from left to right.
Saturdays are updated every two weeks.
Original:
Enjoy the everyday life of three best friends as they go through some awesome and funny antics. Some good and some bad; but let's just see what they get into.
This is a left to right comic.
Updates every two weeks on a Saturday.
So, I guess not too far off; still some hiccupsXD
I didn't have to translate it to many languages. XD One from English to Hungarian then back to English was enough to make it a big question mark. The first sentence is still has sense though.
"Killing people for his government is like a bad drug for Eric. He kills him slowly, but he also feels alive. Although what will happen when you have to find and train a rebellious kid who is like he once was?"
Original:
"Killing people for his government is like a bad drug for Eric. It's slowly killing him, but it also makes him feel alive. Though what will happen when he has to find and train a rebellious brat who is just like he once was?"
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I agree this whole forums theme is a google translated hellfire from hunchback of notradom, Its an actual song and thing its really funny.
This is a funny idea for a promotion topic
Here is my translation:
As the Queen of Warriors, she has many responsibilities to protect others' dreams in the dark. But when you encounter a funny human dream, he will drop everything to meet you. With limited knowledge of the state and a nightly fight against evil, she can't wait to see if it's the same.
I started to loose hope cuz the text didn't change almost at all no matter what language I used, but then I translated from japanese to russian and back to english which did the trick and holy damn it turned out FANTASTICK.
This is the original description:
"Monsters and humans have always shared their daily lives togheter, but lately in modern times, their relationship towards each other has been growing more and more foul. Especially now with a vicious plague roaming the streets. Creating the cliff between the two grow more rapidly, resulting in more and more unfair and immoral treatment for the monsters that are left in human society."
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And this is what made my fuc**** day:
Hahaha I translated it to German and back and it remained mostly the same so I took that translation and put it through Latin and oh dear!
Translated synopsis: The king wanted a son, but he had a - a girl grew calloused and savage. Queen Anne tiger out of the court without mercy, but there is nothing that sounds maybe more. It was a profound places of concealment, begging him, and not to reveal the truth to me, Peter was in the midst of, or is really just such a monster?
The original is: The King desired a son, but was given a girl instead - a girl who grew up to be calloused and cruel. Queen Anna of The Tiger Kingdom is merciless, but maybe, deep down, there's still a hint of something more. Can her suitors reveal the real Anna hiding deep inside, or is she truly just a monster?
Okay, here's mine.
From English to Japanese to Chinese to Spanish to Latin to Estonian and finally back to English:
As part of a young artist's heroic adventure, at the same time striving for Yvonne. He and his Jamaican dog, other dogs, his friends and family, whom the author calls "satire irrational" but becomes rocking. Searching for these answers on the way to life. "
And here's the original:
Join the epic adventures of Yvonne, a young wannabe artist as he, his Jamaican dog, his other dog, his friends, and his family embark on a life-changing journey to find out just what the heck the author means by "absurdist satire."