AWW YIS IT'S FREAKIN' CHEEZ-ITS
"What are they?" You might ask: Someone at Sunshine Biscuits once asked "What if we made the crackers cheese-like instead of putting cheese on the cracker?" What they forgot to ask was "Why?".
What do they taste like? You whisper, intrigued: You know how every American-made snack attempts to be something, fails to be that, but instead produces a wildly different taste that usually involves a lot of salt? That, my friend, is the glory that is a Cheez-it.
How do I be a part of this phenomenon? You wail yearningly, mouth watering at the very thought: Sometimes it's with the crackers, sometimes it's with the chips, other times it's in the "Foreign-US" section: but it's always there. Waiting to be chosen. Waiting for you, my dear reader.
So what are you waiting for? Go, my people, go and experience the world as you had never before! GO GET SOME CHEEZ-ITS