Make them half human, half vampire, half werewolf, half elf, half Vulcan, half dragon, half unicorn, half Greek god, half ghost, half cat, half fox, half timelord, half bunny, half mermaid, half succubus, half angel, half demon, half snake, half tiger, half fairy, half viking, half unicorn, half bird, half centaur, half Pikachu, half hedgehog, half squirrel, half villainess, half videogame character, half skeleton, half dalek, half wolf, half yeti, half dinosaur, half blue meanie, half Powerpuff girl, half princess, half dryad, half robot, half octopus, half Hobbit, half pegasus, half spider, half bat, half cupcake, half witch, half penguin, half walrus, half cheeseburger, half giant, half troll, half ladybird and half butterfly.
Because that's not confusing in the slightest