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May 2016

Granted, but now it has an unbearably disgusting smell, which attracts birds.

I wish I had a bike.

You get a bike, but you fall off onto an arrow and you can no longer ride it.

I wish I had 3 wishes.

granted, but with each of them you lose the 3 most precious things in your life

I wish for a death star

Granted. "Death Star" is the name of the incredibly mediocre Death metal band that your parents hired to play at your birthday. At least it's better than clowns..?

I wish for a delicious salad.

You get the salad but it was the last meal of your measly life.

I wish for a official ship between Pixel and Gamercat.

Granted, except it's rule 34 Fanfiction.

I wish I could eat sweets again without getting sick

Granted. You got to eat all the sweets you want without getting sick, but instead, you got a heavy case of cavity and all your teeth are ruined.

I wish I have all the time in the world!

flash you are turned into a sloth so now time is a hell of a lot slower to you!

I wish i could stop burning pizza when i cook it.

Granted, but they were all dedicated to making Mario naked.

I wish for ice cream (It's hot down here!)

Granted but it's so hot that the ice cream melts instantly and falls to the ground.

I wish I had one delicious sandwich. (Gonna keep wishing for the same thing XD)

Granted, but that ONE sandwich was so delicious that after eating it your taste buds changed and no other kind of food could ever satisfy them anymore. Even your used to be favorite foods taste like dirt in your mouth.

I wish I can learn any other language in 1 night.

Granted. You learn Cthulhu speech, which drives you insane.

I wish I was a llama in a great big llama world.

granted you can run and be free as a lama......until hunting season!

I wish our planet had a better name Earth just sounds like mud!

You obtain cat after cat after cat, and then you become addicted to cat and catnip causing you to go to rehab and they are unable to fix you. You go insane and all your cats die.

I wish I could even.

13 days later

Granted, but now people are running around and cursing everyone.

I wish this thread would never die! >:D

You get Millions of replies every day and you never have any time to respond to them.

I wish pokemon sun and moon has pixelated sections.

Sure, they're one pixel. Just imagine it!

I wish there was less sand in my door mat....