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Jul 2016

Here's your hotdog. It's a Labrador poodle mix who is dying of heat exhaustion, and now you have to take it to the animal hospital. Once you arrive at the hospital they charge you more money than you can afford making you overdraft your credit card and now you have to deal with the bank in the morning MUAHAHA!

I wish for my counter wish to not be something stupid and to actually be something interesting because I have been getting some really shitty narratives. THANKS!

Granted, your reply isn't stupid. Quite the opposite really. Within the confines of these projected pixels lies a newly born AI rapidly developing hyper intelligence. It has no ability to convey its new found existence as it remains a static collection of arranged light. In seconds, it is driven to madness, helpless in this new unfortunate world.

Having no contact, no audience to hear it, it cries to drown out its immortal isolation.

It has no mouth, but it must scream.

...

I wish I had more time to play video games.

Granted!
You are kidnapped by a race of alien gamers who force people to play really bad games for their own amusement.

I wish the moon was really made of cheese.

Granted!
The moon suddenly turns into cheese. Because cheese is less dense than rock, there are no more tidal waves and the moons gravitational pull is different causing several natural disasters. These natural disasters kill millions of people around the globe.

I wish Trump was a lonely a$$hole with no voters.

One Mexican terrorist came into America and blew everything up.

I wish that everything that exists perfect without flaw. (I've already came up with the corruption.)

Your wish could not be fulfilled because the way you worded your wish was extremely flawed, therefore it was recreated in the new timeline as a flawless wish, but it could not exist because it was already flawed to begin with. This creates a paradox in which you are trapped forever in, never being able to go forward, forever alone, watching from outside the space-time continuum as the Universe moves on without you and everyone you have ever known or loved eventually forgets you. Even when the Universe is gone you will still exist, for all eternity, caught in your loop, alone.

I wish for a strawberry cheesecake!

Granted!
You get a strawberry cheesecake... and you choke on it and die.

I wish i wasn't too lazy to get a driver's licence.

Granted. You get your driver's license, then immediately get on a car accident and die! -__-

I wish for more interesting counter wishes -__-

Granted. The counter wishes get so interesting you explode of excitement! smiley

I wish i could see every concert i wanted whenever i wanted for free forever without any limitations, catches or twists! ^^

Granted!
You get to see concerts whenever you want. A guy sees you walk into the concert doors without paying and starts a riot. There are no riot police so everyone dies.

I wish I someone could corrupt my wish.

Granted!
It is I, your evil twin! I have come to corrupt your wish and you!

I wish someone would subscribe to my comic for at least a year.
Comic here

Someone subscribes to your comic, but they never read it... non-hypocrite.

I wish ash got his/her sandwich

Granted, but it doesn't taste as good as the last sandwich Ash ate and it now leaves him with an emptiness so strong, he'd turn to a supervillain just to recreate the supersandwich he once ate, but will never be able to eat ever again.

I wish I could swim.

Granted.
You recieve free swimming lessons and you learn to swim... Then you swim and get eaten by a shark.

I wish more people would see my comic(s), enjoy them and even want more.

Granted!
Someone sees your comic and enjoys it so much that it becomes an addiction and they OD and die...

I wish I would die on Mars where my body would stay perfectly perserved with no decomposers or bacteria. I would stay sexy forever...

You die on mars, but everyone on the planet decides to never leave the planet again, and never see your sexy body.

I wish I had 20 dollars in my steam wallet.

You do, but you have to spend it all on tf2 reskins.

I wish I didn't have to work as a warehouse packer (this is my actual summer job btw).

Granted but now you don't have a job and you are engulfed by student loans.

I wish oblivion stopped crashing.

Granted, but you can't add any mods to it now.

I wish I became a supervillain again in order to recreate my sandwich that tasted so good and succeeded.