Corrupt-A-Wish!

[guilhermecahu]

@joannekwan People start using their turn signals. They use it on the right times and every other time as well. Turning? Turn signal. Going straight? Turn signal. Going backwards? Turn signal. Emergency stop? Turn signal! This leads to some traffic accidents and eventually car's batteries run out faster. People need to buy batteries with more frequency and soon battery re-sellers are successful but an economic crisis strikes common citizens and the economic system suffers a collapse because they can't buy batteries anymore. Thus thei can't drive anymore nor they have money for bus rides. People lose their jobs and all the world enters in recession, struggling in chaos an a distopia is born.

@crapshoot Congratulations! Your extra water molecule was enough to support a fungus that grew and destroyed the whole floor. Now good luck raising money for fixing your house.

I wish I could draw comics faster, with better quality and not getting tired.

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but only if it's porn. Really weird porn.

I wish my comic was super popular.

[Andrej]

Granted, but it's just porn. Really weird porn.

I wish for some really weird porn.

[TheLemmaLlama]

Granted, but IT"S STILL REALLY WEIRD PORN

Ok I'll try corrupting it properly It's really weird child porn and you get arrested

I wish for a really weird prawn c:

[joannekwan]

The prawn is a mutant and grows to gigantic proportions, it begins to feast on humans.

I wish for bacon.

[eschaefges]

Bacon is delicious and cannot be corrupted. however, your greed for more bacon corrupts you and you become an evil tyrant who is decapitated by revolutionaries.

I wish for a boat.

[Tanisha]

Your boat sails to many lands and finds many treasures only to be soon destroyed by a giant sea kraken.

I wish for a high paying job.

[TheLemmaLlama]

Sure, but you're paid in fish. Soon you have a million dollars worth of fish that you have to get rid of before they rot

I wish that the wish of the person below me isn't corrupted

[Luie]

I wish for corruption.

[Doubtcent]

Your wish on the other hand is a paradox, being both corrupted and granted at the same time.
Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time.
Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time.
Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time.
Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time.
...

I wish I were handsome.

[fishscribbles]

You've become too handsome to beheld by anyone's mortal eyes and the world becomes blind.

I wish toaster were human-sized.

[maelstrom51210]

Granted, but it's a real jerk.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy all the time.

[TristanJensen]

Granted, You can never sleep again

I wish I wasn't socially inept

[Strontium]

You become so charming and popular that you never get a moment alone the rest of your life.

I wish I had an iPod with unlimited storage

[kazukitakamura126]

Once your iPod reached 9999 songs it crashed.

I wish I can freeze time.

[johndanims]

You put your clock in the freezer but nothing happens.

I wish I could think up a good wish.

[sarahrebecca58]

You think of one, but it backfires.

I wish for no wishes.

[kazukitakamura126]

Not wanting a wish causes the wish fairy to lose its powers then it make the world implode into itself.

[DruidPeter]

I wish @kazukitakamura126 the absolute best of luck in the world.

[johndanims]

@kazukitakamura126 goes to a casino where he never loses on the slot machines, later it turns out that @kazukitakamura126 is actually in hell...

I wish for a nice cold, refreshing drink.