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Feb 2019

Did you know that Confucius have said to his students once: "Never believe quotes in the Internet"? :thinking:

Did you know that Issac Newton stole his theory from Sir Richard Apples? The whole "apple falling on head" tale was twisted! What really happened was that Newton got into a fight with Apple after being caught trying to steal his work and was twonked in the head!

True Story!

Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone so he could take selfies.

George Washington Carver developed hundreds of products from peanuts because his evil twin had a nut allergy.

"Do not trust everything you see on the internet. Always research the fact first."

  • Issac Newton

You know when you cook rice and there's still water in it after it's done? Just stick your phone in the bowl. It'll suck all that pesky water right out!

Did you know that "exposure" is actually an ancient currency and with enough of it you can buy literally anything? o:

Did you know chess pieces contain the reincarnated souls of people who fart in crowded elevators?

here is a fun fact i found out recently: on tapas are comics with topics other than boylove and genderbenderism.

You know what? Dog actually can talk! Don't believe me? I don't believe myself either!

They're just talking in an evolved human language called F'vahsih. It's been 1000 years ahead of its time, and we're just not there yet. :joy:

If you cook macaroni and cheese in the microwave, the machine will come alive and use the noodles against you in a battle royale.

Macaroni is actually noodles?! Woah, I never knew that! Thanks for the info.

WOW!! Do you know that pressing ALT and F4 at the exact same time will cause any page to load 50% faster on most internet browser?

Ho ho ho

And if you want to speed up your whole computer, you can delete system32. Totally works. No joke!

If you want your Windows OS to operate at optimum levels, go into Task Manager and end the "explorer.exe" process. It does nothing but search your files like some weird RPG character anyway; A task better off left to you! You remember what all of your files are named anyway, right?