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Try to push yourself a bit and make sure that you justify your own answer and you do get to use your knowledge you have from watching or reading it.

Personally I'd like my chances of surviving a Texas chainsaw massacre due to the simple fact that I don't think leather face would be able to get close enough to me with a massive loud chainsaw. He's quite large too probably due to his strange diet, I think I could viably outrun him. I'd also never go to his horrible run down looking house, even if it wasn't a man with a chainsaw they live in Texas so they definitely have a gun. and who in their right mind would go into the middle of nowhere without spare gas cans. Chances are that I would just drive past their freaky little family murder home.

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I think I'd have a chance at surviving Friday 13th (part 2 and 3)
Just don't go to the camp, and if you do, don't kiss anyone or be horny

It Follows. As an asexual my chances of catching a sexually transmitted ghost is very low.

Eyes Without a Face. All you need to do is be nice to the girl and help her get away from her abusive father.

I'm genuinely convinced that I could handle most standard slasher films. So many victims in those films are people who either never pay attention to their surroundings or for some reason choose to ignore all the red flags. I would just leave as soon as I saw a guy in a mask standing around.

Halloween would be incredibly easy so long as you never put yourself in a situation where you're in a tight space with Michael Myers. As soon as something's weird, run or drive out of the neighborhood.

Admittedly, though, films in more secluded settings like Friday the 13th and Texas Chainsaw Massacre would probably be tougher. Like you said Texas Chainsaw would be pretty simple to beat just because you would realistically have extra gas to keep you going, but just for the sake of the plot, it would be difficult to get out of a place like that once your car won't start, and Leatherface definitely has the endurance to chase someone through those barren roads. Also, considering how connected a lot of the locals are with Leatherface and his family, getting help might be impossible.

But honestly, the biggest mistake most characters make is the mishandling of weapons. If you down the bad guy, don't toss your gun or axe or whatever just because you think you don't need it anymore. The bad guy always inexplicably gets back up.

Now monster films on the other hand are a way different story. I doubt I could ever stand a chance against a Xenomorph and the Thing is actually just unstoppable.
Oh, but I'd survive Predator just because there's no way the Predator would ever consider me a prey that's worth their time, lol.

The mushroom killer. It's a bad film so I don't think it'll spoil anything, but.

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Just fricken stay away from mushrooms you idiot, and don't eat the mushroooms that have psychedelic effects and turn you into a serial killer for some reason.

House if leaves would be pretty easy to survive, only two dudes ends up dying in the houses underbelly and it's just cuz one asshole decided to bring in a gun to a place that gradually peels back your mind, oh and one guy gets mulched in a vacuum. I'd probably be tempted to go further into the house but after the first few expeditions I'd suspect that there'd be nothing good hiding in there and you should just leave it alone.

I'd like to think I could handle a zombie situation.
unless they're those running zombies... than no.
So a night of the living dead type deal.

Realistically, zombies would rot away in a matter of days, so they could be defeated via a large quarantine.

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