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Sep 2020

Here's an icebreaker for tense situations:

Makash jumped to his feet, snatched up his chalice, and twisted around to fling it at the wall behind him. The chalice smacked the wall with a startling clatter, amber liquid spraying across the marble floor. Then he stomped out of the room.
For a moment, everyone stared after him in silence.
Then Torvic said, "Did I ever tell you all about the time I fought back a herd of demonic goats?"

The cook cleared his throat. “Can do, once you get the boy out of the oven.”

I find this to be a very distinctive, random moment.

|Why do they always go and ruin it? Maybe I’ve a perfectly good reason for wearing black cords. Not that this chimp is ever gonna find out|

I was in such a mood when I wrote this chapter :joy:

He continued explaining. "Whatever animal deities and gods humans believe in do exist, or have existed.”

"That's...terrifying," Hyeon said.

"Oh, how so?" Sani, Coyote, or whomever he was asked curiously.

"That means the Flying Spaghetti Monster must be around somewhere, right?"

Sani's eyes widened in disbelief. "Doo ndiists'a' da?" (I don't understand?). Hyeon chortled at his skepticism. Animal demons and spirits were possible, but sky noodles weren't?

Coincidentally, the most random page from my comic is from the one I posted today!


From still unpublished:

"dick push --force" is right command to get her.

The old man (while his hands behind him and with closed eyes): Welcome, welcome, welcome...

Ohh I like this idea!

There’s a lot of ridiculous one-liners in there, but the one that immediately comes to mind would be this...

“How many dicks does a turkey have?”

"Ever had ya palm read by an alligator?"

(I refuse to give context)