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Aug 2018

Because that's cute AF, that's why :heart_eyes:

I never knew "Canadian bacon" existed until I watched an American show making fun of Canadians and our "fake bacon".

I think I've seen it advertised as "peameal bacon" or something? It's not something I've ever bought at the store. If you ask for "bacon" here in Canadian you will get the "American bacon" that you probably think of when you think of the word.

Not so much a train of thought as a meditative habit- I'll close my eyes in the shower and imagine that I'm actually outdoors in a thunderstorm. Not all that fun when it actually happens, but something about the idea of thunderstorms while you're in a warm, indoor environment is very cozy. Totally recommend this for other anxious types like me x')

As for actual shower thought tangents- "what if a hero's superpower was spontaneously generating pizza? Would that mean they were summoning the pizza from a pizza dimension, so for every pizza, something in their world would have to be displaced? Could the pizza have any toppings at all? So like, uranium pizza? Shotgun shell pizza? Would that make them the person responsible for supplying their superhero group with everything from snacks to ammo? Maybe they would just ironically be called "delivery man" and even wear the uniform...maybe there would be a subplot where all the heroes have to go to the pizza dimension to fight the invasion of the sandwich people...wait, does that mean the pizza is sentient?"

I neither read nor write much in the way of superhero stories, so I'm not sure what brought this on. Probably just craving pizza. >_>

How does it feel to not feel anything? We don't know this feeling, in the vacuum of space your under the constant feeling of cold & the possibility of death, on Earth we always have our feet on something unless we're jumping, but we must always feel the impact of that jump, When we're sleeping are brains are automatically aware that we're touching something except when it dreams of falling, then you feel the sensation of falling. Then again, do I truly want to feel that sensation of nothingness? Would that be as overwhelming as feeling everything?

...maybe my showers are too long...

Rubber shoes were invented so that British cops could sneak around corners.

Rubber shoes today are also sometimes referred to as sneakers!

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Why am I so lonely? Will I always feel this way or will it get better? Probably only going to get worse overtime.

In the past, ideas for my comics... one of my comics (not published yet) was born on shower xD

"Would it be a good idea to make a comics about a transgender FTM who decides to fight in the male underground fight clubs cause they won't let him fight in normal male fighting leagues?"

Fake bacon!? Lolwut. Hmm...I mean, here in the U.S., Canadian bacon is still bacon but just from a different cut of pork. Why it's called "Canadian", I have no earthly idea.

Have you heard of sensory deprivation tanks? There might be one where you live! You float in a very shallow pool of saltwater in complete darkness. There's no sound or anything to stimulate your senses and apparently you "feel nothing" after awhile. I don't know how true that is as I've yet to try one, but it might be as close as you can get. If you're into that, that is.

If I had any scientific know-how at all I'd figure out how to make paper out of kudzu and become a millionaire overnight. The stuff apparently grows a foot a day, so it replenishes fast, and it chokes trees to death. What better marketing slogan could there possibly be than "Save a tree: Use more paper!"?

Most of the time when I'm in the shower I'm thinking about what time is it and how long have I been in here, because I don't want to be late for work.

how come we don't have food like in the Fifth Element or other futuristic movies? Want chicken? Pop this thing in the microwave and bam fully cooked rotisserie. Pizza? Set this on a platter add water and poof full pie.

Back to the Future promised we'd have this by now. Also flying cars, and I'm still waiting for that.

It was only a year off on the Cubs winning a world series, though, so there's that.

Sometimes i ponder about the question that’s as old as time: How many people say “gif” vs. those who say “jif”?

They’d probably create fashion that looks great to color blind people but looks like shit to everyone else:3