Hey, you! Yes, you! Are you tired of reading fantasy novels about characters with lives? Do you ever look in the mirror and think, "I just want to read something about someone who spends twelve hours a day cooped up in their apartment, and the other twelve at work?" Good news, then, because Nimue's Bar is here!
See, when you start reading, you can forget about the chronic pain caused by magic swords, chosen ones, and emotionally unavailable but highly attractive werewolves. Instead, enter a mystical world of urban horror, poor decisions, and misguided attempts to stave off oppressive loneliness!
Now you kids out there might be thinking to yourself: That sounds like quite an "edgy" read! Well, fellow kids, see here: This story isn't "edgy," it's "lit," as in literally garaunteed to capture your adult life, see!* Get yourself a copy today!
Nimue's Bar: Fantasy so real that it's unfortunate!
*Provided, of course that your adult life involves you forcibly being turned into a horrifying undead monstrosity, see.