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May 2019

Someone on a dating app used a god awful one that went like...

"It says you like dolls, does that mean you are like a nesting doll, full of yourself."

This was them trying to be flirty

Когда говоришь деушке: "Какая ты красивая!", главное - правильно поставить ударение в первом слове.
I'm sorry...

Are you a computer programmer? Cuz you make me feel all GUI inside!

When you tell a girl: "How beautiful you are." The most important thing is to put emphasis on the first word.

That is how I understood it. Correct me if I am wrong.

H̶e̶y̶ I̶'m̶ l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ f̶o̶r̶ t̶r̶e̶a̶s̶u̶r̶e̶, c̶a̶n̶ I̶ l̶o̶o̶k̶ a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ y̶o̶u̶r̶ c̶h̶e̶s̶t̶?

That's 1000 times better that I had done.
But I'm quite a character, so I was forgiven...