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Sep 2020

"Or would he maybe try to murder me with his nasty, ketchup stained, butterknife, dragging me into to the lake by the forest to hide my body?"

Here's my contribution! :smile_01:

I have this one highlighted because I liked it so much, perfect thread for it hahaa

Nice daydreams, Roach Boy, but you ever seen anything funnier than a cockroach with googly eyes glued to its shell?

I feel like half of my lines are random, but here’s a recent one.

“I will torture you with country music, mister,” Damien growled playfully. At least, Jake hoped it was playful or else he might have to tuck and roll.

Random line from a recent chapter! :smiley:

“If you were prettier or cuter, your father wouldn’t have left us.”

And from Shackles,

“After all, I don’t recall a lady as being one who has so much bloodshed on her hands, let alone the blood of her own child.”

Finally, one from Dark Bytes!

"We were being picked off one by one and you did nothing!!”

Here's an icebreaker for tense situations:

Makash jumped to his feet, snatched up his chalice, and twisted around to fling it at the wall behind him. The chalice smacked the wall with a startling clatter, amber liquid spraying across the marble floor. Then he stomped out of the room.
For a moment, everyone stared after him in silence.
Then Torvic said, "Did I ever tell you all about the time I fought back a herd of demonic goats?"

The cook cleared his throat. “Can do, once you get the boy out of the oven.”

I find this to be a very distinctive, random moment.

|Why do they always go and ruin it? Maybe I’ve a perfectly good reason for wearing black cords. Not that this chimp is ever gonna find out|

I was in such a mood when I wrote this chapter :joy:

He continued explaining. "Whatever animal deities and gods humans believe in do exist, or have existed.”

"That's...terrifying," Hyeon said.

"Oh, how so?" Sani, Coyote, or whomever he was asked curiously.

"That means the Flying Spaghetti Monster must be around somewhere, right?"

Sani's eyes widened in disbelief. "Doo ndiists'a' da?" (I don't understand?). Hyeon chortled at his skepticism. Animal demons and spirits were possible, but sky noodles weren't?

Coincidentally, the most random page from my comic is from the one I posted today!


From still unpublished:

"dick push --force" is right command to get her.