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MY NOVEL TAKES PLACE IN 1890s SORTA A SIMILAR VOICE ALMOST!!! AND ALSO MY COMIC TAKES PLACES IN THE 1930s ALMOST RIGHT ON THE DOT!!!!
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Hey, you! Yes, you! Are you tired of reading fantasy novels about characters with lives? Do you ever look in the mirror and think, "I just want to read something about someone who spends twelve hours a day cooped up in their apartment, and the other twelve at work?" Good news, then, because Nimue's Bar is here!
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*Provided, of course that your adult life involves you forcibly being turned into a horrifying undead monstrosity, see.
@Pan it's official you come up with the craziest post! 
Lmao this is how I like to find new stuff to read XD
It’s fun to read the things people come up with, too, it makes it so enthusiastic XD
Ladies and gentlemen! Gather 'round, gather 'round! Boy have I got a story for you! Are you sick of fantasy stories centered around 'the chosen one'? Are you sick of high-and-mighty elven characters who look down their noses at you and slovenly dwarven characters tied to a mold? Are you sick of overdeveloped magic systems and underdeveloped characters? Are you sick of outrageously beautiful, blue-eyed main characters falling in love? Inheritance is just the cure!
See! A young fairy man who was locked in a tower from 6-to-18 try to function outside of his prison! See! A hundreds-of-year-old warrior-maiden who gave up everything feminine so she could be a soldier! See! Effectively developed, unique characters splash across the page! See! A one-sided love affair between the weird-looking fairy and an old warrior-maiden! There's not a cliche elf or dwarf to be seen in this cure for your fantasy malaise!
(this is hilarious by the way)
My webcomic is a Jekyll & Hyde adaptation that is NOT another Jekyll and Hyde story. No siree. You want different? I deliver different. In this adaptation, Jekyll is a winner, Hyde pays his pipers, Hyde is good and justice gets served properly. No generics here, people. It's all genuinely original.
You shouldn't, there is no money in it for me. Go away boy, ya bother me. I've got ailments to remedy and humors to balance. Bang up the elephant!*
(That last part is actually a Victorian term, so it would have still be used by older guys in the 1920s. I promise!)
Ladies and gentlemen!
Step up and see this new creation!
Are you tired of love triangles? Tired of the same-old character choosing the "better" love interest? Well I have just the cure for you! Introducing My Mother's Boss2 a different take on the love triangle.
You won't regret it, I promise 
