MY NOVEL TAKES PLACE IN 1890s SORTA A SIMILAR VOICE ALMOST!!! AND ALSO MY COMIC TAKES PLACES IN THE 1930s ALMOST RIGHT ON THE DOT!!!!
Alright, listen up ladies and gents! I've got a treat for those who like a little drama with a side of thrill, see! òwó Ya like monsters? Ya like killing monsters? Well, I hope not! 'round here, we don't do that anymore, see?
It's up to two young ladies to keep their town safe, putting their short, short lives on the line for those of you who don't even believe in the supernatural, see! Yessiree, this story's got it all! Why, I hear reading it will improve your very eyesight with enough time!
So, what're you waiting for? Get your piece while it's HOT!
Hello everybody, ladies and gentlemen, may I have your round of applause, you have to see this!
I have a unique story for you made with all my love in writing, filled with adventures and exciting moments. A fantasy story that will cure your heart and surely make you smile. It can also give you chills down your spine, but see don't fret because it has some comedy moments that can make you laugh! See it for yourselves!
Students of grade 12 B had been gone missing. Unknown to others, they've been transported into a magical world.
Where all fantasies, and magic begins... a world uncertain, a world you can't forget.
See Ladies and gentle men, you have to follow their journey in Mirror Mirror on the Freaking Damn Wall!
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Hey, you! Yes, you! Are you tired of reading fantasy novels about characters with lives? Do you ever look in the mirror and think, "I just want to read something about someone who spends twelve hours a day cooped up in their apartment, and the other twelve at work?" Good news, then, because Nimue's Bar is here!
See, when you start reading, you can forget about the chronic pain caused by magic swords, chosen ones, and emotionally unavailable but highly attractive werewolves. Instead, enter a mystical world of urban horror, poor decisions, and misguided attempts to stave off oppressive loneliness!
Now you kids out there might be thinking to yourself: That sounds like quite an "edgy" read! Well, fellow kids, see here: This story isn't "edgy," it's "lit," as in literally garaunteed to capture your adult life, see!* Get yourself a copy today!
Nimue's Bar: Fantasy so real that it's unfortunate!
*Provided, of course that your adult life involves you forcibly being turned into a horrifying undead monstrosity, see.
@Pan it's official you come up with the craziest post! 
Lmao this is how I like to find new stuff to read XD
It’s fun to read the things people come up with, too, it makes it so enthusiastic XD
Ladies and gentlemen! Gather 'round, gather 'round! Boy have I got a story for you! Are you sick of fantasy stories centered around 'the chosen one'? Are you sick of high-and-mighty elven characters who look down their noses at you and slovenly dwarven characters tied to a mold? Are you sick of overdeveloped magic systems and underdeveloped characters? Are you sick of outrageously beautiful, blue-eyed main characters falling in love? Inheritance is just the cure!
See! A young fairy man who was locked in a tower from 6-to-18 try to function outside of his prison! See! A hundreds-of-year-old warrior-maiden who gave up everything feminine so she could be a soldier! See! Effectively developed, unique characters splash across the page! See! A one-sided love affair between the weird-looking fairy and an old warrior-maiden! There's not a cliche elf or dwarf to be seen in this cure for your fantasy malaise!
(this is hilarious by the way)
My webcomic is a Jekyll & Hyde adaptation that is NOT another Jekyll and Hyde story. No siree. You want different? I deliver different. In this adaptation, Jekyll is a winner, Hyde pays his pipers, Hyde is good and justice gets served properly. No generics here, people. It's all genuinely original.
You shouldn't, there is no money in it for me. Go away boy, ya bother me. I've got ailments to remedy and humors to balance. Bang up the elephant!*
(That last part is actually a Victorian term, so it would have still be used by older guys in the 1920s. I promise!)
Ladies and gentlemen!
Step up and see this new creation!
Are you tired of love triangles? Tired of the same-old character choosing the "better" love interest? Well I have just the cure for you! Introducing My Mother's Boss2 a different take on the love triangle.
You won't regret it, I promise 
Ladies and gentleman! Gather round! I have here a story of unfathomable glory. Impossible you say? Well come closer and let me tell you! This is a story of gods and Paladins, of war and love. Now don't jump the gun! This isn't like all those other stories of a hero running off to save the world! In fact, the hero of the tale hates being the hero! Yes you heard right, she hates it! You want to hear more? Well of course you do! Don't be the fool who misses out on this epic story of a young woman who desperately tries to reject her destiny only to be pulled into it kicking and screaming by a woman who is perfect heo! No I should tell you, this is no story for the faint of heart. The battles are many and the love will tear your heart strings, but I promise you the clothes on my back if I'm lying, it's a story you won't be able to put it down. (ahh that was fun!)
Welcome, welcome, Ladies and Gentlefolks!
You will not believe what I will show you today, a story of Mystery! Action! Fantastic Adevntures which will make your blood boil and your heart skip a beat!
And not in one chapter, oh no! Not two or three... EIGHT!
Eight chapters and counting in this amazing tale of rebellion, treachery and the struggle of a young - though not very ladylike - lady in forging her own rebel group to oppose the cruel ruling Mages of her world!
How much for this fantastic elixir, you ask? Oooooh, dear sir, I am but a humble servant for mankind, I could take 100$ for this phantastic adventure, but no! For the good of mankind, I am not only giving it away for FREE, I also add occasional side comics and sketches on top of it!
However, if you insist on making the world a better place, please feel free, to splash a few ink drops in my way! I will take them to make this story even MORE epic! Ooooh, the drama! The political intrigues! The suspense!
Ladies and Gentlemen! take a look and Remember the story!
Welcome, folks! Gather around so I can show you the fantastic tales of the mysterious Madame Dragyn! Follow the story of a witch trying to get by in a dark malicious world. Get it while you can!
Oh, you think that this is just your general fantasy? Well, that's where you are wrong, gentle sir! This particular story has magic, romance, drama, mystery, and murders most foul! It's like nothing you've ever seen before!
This novel defies all odds and boggles the mind! You will not be disappointed, and once you start, you won't be able to stop!
inhales deeply
Madam! Yes, you madam! The one reading the forum posts! Are you unsatisfied with this world? Would you like to escape it all and journey to the stars? Might you appreciate a life full or adventure and travel to exotic worlds? I thought you looked like a potential explorer.
Have you considered alien abduction?
The abduction process is fast and efficient and thrilling -- I promise all these things and more! Leave your pocketbook behind because it won't cost you one cent. You can be the representative for your entire planet, Madam.
Just step inside the skin of Candide, a protagonist with absolutely no personality of his own. No personality means no character traits to get in the way of your emersion -- I promise all this and more.
Plot? There is none! Our alienists have removed all traces of a plot. You are free to move from one random scene to another without fear of linear progression -- I promise all this and more!
Just step inside!
P.S. "Alienist" is actually an old-timey term for a psychologist.
Folks, gather round and lend me your ears and eyes! This one little thing will work wonder for all that ails you! No money, no friends? No power? Fear not ladies and gentleman, your life is far from over! My little comic here will put a spring in your step and honey in your eye! Watch and be amazed how this little girl can do things that you've never seen before! Laugh in vindictive schadenfreude as she gets hurt! Nobody will say you're wrong for doing so! I know I will! So come on down folks, take that time from your day to come and read the perils, adventures, and comical pratfalls of our dear old Calamity Jane!