Gather round, my chickens, and I will tell you a most eggcellent tale about a man, whose skin is as pale and fair as an eggshell, and a woman, whose skin is as healthy, luscious, and brown as a freeranged chicken eggshell. His life has hardly landed sunnyside up, and her life has been scrambled as scrambled eggs since the beginning--however, this hardboiled egg don't crack easily, and she is determined to rescue the pale man before someone cracks him, and his pristine yolk is spilled. Joining them on this adventure is a most devilish, deviled egg by the name of Them, and a most orderly, high-class, grade A egg by the name of Kori. Together, can these eggs overcome their spoiled, yolky insides inherited by their parents and become healthy, fullgrown chickens of their own?
Follows Tapas guidelines: Yes
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Is it bad that I laughed at a couple of my own egg puns? XD