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Sep 2015

The world's economy collapes due to the pies becoming free and losing their value.

I wish for the sun to be blue.

Granted, because of the change in light, all plants lose their ability to photosynthesize and die. As does everything else.

I wish pets were allowed in my dorm.

ahaha, I actually looked up whether plants can photosynthesize blue light and they can, but anyway...

With pets in the dorm, college students, who are already too lazy to wash their own dishes and do laundry, let the place go to hell. The dorms become condemned as pets run wild and their urine and fecal matter cover the floors.

I wish people would use their turn signals.

Ohh people use their turn signals alright; they use it all the time! The indicate right when they're turning left, indicate left when they're not turning and indicate up when they're turning right and I don't even know how people can indicate up! frowning

I wish for an extra water molecule on the floor c:

@joannekwan People start using their turn signals. They use it on the right times and every other time as well. Turning? Turn signal. Going straight? Turn signal. Going backwards? Turn signal. Emergency stop? Turn signal! This leads to some traffic accidents and eventually car's batteries run out faster. People need to buy batteries with more frequency and soon battery re-sellers are successful but an economic crisis strikes common citizens and the economic system suffers a collapse because they can't buy batteries anymore. Thus thei can't drive anymore nor they have money for bus rides. People lose their jobs and all the world enters in recession, struggling in chaos an a distopia is born.

@crapshoot Congratulations! Your extra water molecule was enough to support a fungus that grew and destroyed the whole floor. Now good luck raising money for fixing your house.

I wish I could draw comics faster, with better quality and not getting tired.

Granted, but only if it's porn. Really weird porn.

I wish my comic was super popular.

Granted, but it's just porn. Really weird porn.

I wish for some really weird porn.

Granted, but IT"S STILL REALLY WEIRD PORN

Ok I'll try corrupting it properly stuck_out_tongue It's really weird child porn and you get arrested frowning

I wish for a really weird prawn c:

Bacon is delicious and cannot be corrupted. however, your greed for more bacon corrupts you and you become an evil tyrant who is decapitated by revolutionaries.

I wish for a boat.

Your boat sails to many lands and finds many treasures only to be soon destroyed by a giant sea kraken.

I wish for a high paying job.

Sure, but you're paid in fish. Soon you have a million dollars worth of fish that you have to get rid of before they rot frowning

I wish that the wish of the person below me isn't corrupted smile

Your wish on the other hand is a paradox, being both corrupted and granted at the same time.
Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time.
Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time.
Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time.
Thus it is not granted and granted at the same time.
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I wish I were handsome.

You've become too handsome to beheld by anyone's mortal eyes and the world becomes blind.

I wish toaster were human-sized.

You become so charming and popular that you never get a moment alone the rest of your life.

I wish I had an iPod with unlimited storage