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May 2016

Your comic is famous for being similar to sharknado in quality and is eventually used in art schools as how not to become a successful cartoonist.

I wish the Flash would stop making every main villain another speedster.

Granted, his next villain is Kite-Man

I wish anime protagonist were real

Anime protagonists become real, but then are put in jail for being so reckless that they end up hurting people and destroying property.

I wish that Appletizers would be sold in the U.S. Without the price hike because of importation

Granted, but it becomes so popular that it out-competes all the domestic fizzy fruit juices. (Uh, had to google this one.)

I wish for a squish.

Granted, but the squish is a sasquish, like a sasquatch but squish. It's a vicious predator that will hunt you for sport.

I wish for world peas

Granted but the peas devour you and the rest of humanity.

I wish for domestic, miniature, dragons as pets.

granted, but you get complaints from the neighbors about your fire alarms always going off

i wish for a freeze ray

Granted. A man named Ray Freeze move next door. He likes ice cubes a little too much.

I wish for INFINITE POWAAAAAH!!!

Granted, but infinite power is so vast, your human brain fries before you can completely grasp it.

I wish a sandwich would appear before me whenever I was hungry.

Granted, but it was always a disgusting sandwich

I wish to be indestructible

Granted. You're only emotionally indestructible (you get shot by Rambo impersonator)

I wish teleportation was real.

Granted. But you can only teleport to random locations like the moon, or an active volcano

I wish the next person, could only type with their eyes closed

Granted. I hit each key as I blink.

I wish that transparent woman would stop floating over the foot of the bed...

....that's kinda clever
Granted. You are now that transparent woman, have fun with that

I wish that the next five people, had to type backwards

Granted, you are now a slug and can comunicate with all species of slugs (they don't obey you though)

@Akamasuta voshxdaemon just forgot to corrupt the wish, people just have to type "backwards" that I technically just did.

I wish for the next person to die

Granted. I come back as a ghost and haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't a ghost anymore.

Granted. You're now a zombie.

I wish I can wish for something without it getting corrupted.

@AshKetchup
Bad luck for you. I already tried that one

Granted, but you lose the game

I wish that
1. everyone else had to type / speak like 1966 Batman and Robin
2. I was excluded from the rule
3. The wish could not be canceled by another wish
4. That i could modify this, incase someone manages to break it

@lilybugged
5. There is no hidden clause in my system Ha Beat That!