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Granted but everyone now can't follow any other orders except corrupting another wish.

I wish I had a delicious sandwich.

You Die from overeating all the sandwiches and no other sustainable foods.

I wish my virtual villagers stopped dying.

Granted, but all the real life villagers in the world die in their place.

I wish sunscreen wasn't so oily.

Granted, but now it has an unbearably disgusting smell, which attracts birds.

I wish I had a bike.

You get a bike, but you fall off onto an arrow and you can no longer ride it.

I wish I had 3 wishes.

granted, but with each of them you lose the 3 most precious things in your life

I wish for a death star

Granted. "Death Star" is the name of the incredibly mediocre Death metal band that your parents hired to play at your birthday. At least it's better than clowns..?

I wish for a delicious salad.

You get the salad but it was the last meal of your measly life.

I wish for a official ship between Pixel and Gamercat.

Granted, except it's rule 34 Fanfiction.

I wish I could eat sweets again without getting sick

Granted. You got to eat all the sweets you want without getting sick, but instead, you got a heavy case of cavity and all your teeth are ruined.

I wish I have all the time in the world!

flash you are turned into a sloth so now time is a hell of a lot slower to you!

I wish i could stop burning pizza when i cook it.

Granted, but they were all dedicated to making Mario naked.

I wish for ice cream (It's hot down here!)

Granted but it's so hot that the ice cream melts instantly and falls to the ground.

I wish I had one delicious sandwich. (Gonna keep wishing for the same thing XD)

Granted, but that ONE sandwich was so delicious that after eating it your taste buds changed and no other kind of food could ever satisfy them anymore. Even your used to be favorite foods taste like dirt in your mouth.

I wish I can learn any other language in 1 night.

Granted. You learn Cthulhu speech, which drives you insane.

I wish I was a llama in a great big llama world.

granted you can run and be free as a lama......until hunting season!

I wish our planet had a better name Earth just sounds like mud!

You obtain cat after cat after cat, and then you become addicted to cat and catnip causing you to go to rehab and they are unable to fix you. You go insane and all your cats die.

I wish I could even.

13 days later

Granted, but now people are running around and cursing everyone.

I wish this thread would never die! >:D

You get Millions of replies every day and you never have any time to respond to them.

I wish pokemon sun and moon has pixelated sections.

Sure, they're one pixel. Just imagine it!

I wish there was less sand in my door mat....

There is no longer any sand in the world along with glass.

I wish I was immune to bleach

You become immune to bleach, but now common soap has the chemical effect on your body that bleach usually has.

I wish that I could kill bugs with just a glance.

granted ,but over use of your new power kills all the bugs and the first stage of the food chain resulting in the death of all life!

i wish for flying shoes

Your shoes start to fly but you have no control and they carry you away.

I wish for more GB

14 days later

Your senpai notices you, but she notices you when you are failing at sports and judges you immensely.

I wish prequel would update more.

Granted. Prequel updates everyday with instagram photos of what the creator ate for breakfast.

I wish I had a tiny dinosaur.

The tiny dinosaur slowly eats away at you bit by bit every second of your life, and you can't stop it.

I wish for a corrupted wish

Granted, but your body's instinct to sneeze still remains. You try to sneeze to relieve the pressure but you simply can't. You live with the worst sinus pain imaginable.

I wish Pokemon was real.

The Pokemon, tired of animal abuse revolt and enslave mankind. You spend the rest of your life in a pokeball.

I wish for a cookie for my clever response

Granted, but now you can only play the most terrible and buggiest games ever created.

I wish I could meet the other me from a parallel universe.

Granted but other you is psychotic murderer who kills you with his sight and hangs your face on his wall of other selves.

I wish for more hours in the day.

Granted, the earth stops spinning when its noon where you live and falls into the sun.

I wish Neil DeGrasse Tyson was my dad.

(Oh man, me too.)
Granted, but after becoming your dad, Neil is suddenly whisked away to a parallel dimension to be the host of Nova Science Life in the Multiverse Now and is never heard from again.

I wish making lineart wasn't so tedious.